BOILED PLOT #374
Saved by Brad

A math professor who has a cape,
a clever stranger with cloven hooves and a wicked smile who has a mysterious past, a nasty scar, and a famous blue raincoat,
a tragic writer's ghost who has a jet-pack and a white rose,
and a hairdresser who has a briefcase, a limp, and a broken piano
learn those who live by the sword die by the sword and save the whole goddamn world
in this mindfuck/western/slab of pulp fiction
set in an orbiting space station and a cruise ship.