BOILED PLOT #2818
Saved by Dante

A pilot who has sweat all over them and a knife,
a near-immortal Russian leader who has wings and a war wound,
a ballerina who has a colon problem,
and a scout who has a bad liver, a unicycle, and a war wound
crash-land, discover a rift in space/time, and sell their immortal souls
in this coming-of-age story / espionage thriller / adventure
set in a basement apartment.