BOILED PLOT #147
Saved by Michael

A leper who has a dirty mind, a thermos, and a pack of cigarettes,
a pool hustler who has a double life,
a mad scientist who has cybernetic parts,
and a president famous for stove top hats and short speeches who has a sheet-metal memory
learn those who live by the sword die by the sword and go to the mall
in this ghost story/comedy
set in a mirrored room.