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1 Brad 2008-11-06 A father who has no driver's license,
a badass ex-president famous for his safari trips who has a drinking problem and extra limbs,
a politician who has a deck of cards missing the jack and the ace,
and an old soldier who has a wireless radio and stones in their pockets
make dinner and join the resistance
in this B-movie / horror story / silent film / romantic comedy
set in an upstairs bedroom.
2 Michael 2008-11-18 A gypsy who has a straight razor, a dirty mind, and a sack of stolen money,
a thief who has a cell phone, a prominent brow, and a locket,
and a tragic writer's ghost who has great compassion
sell encyclopedias and learn the secrets of the universe
in this dark comedy/medical drama
set in a graveyard and their hometown.
3 Michael 2008-11-20 An ex-mobster in Witness Protection who has a tattered journal, a mobile home, and a mercury mouth,
a warrior who is the last of his kind who has a five o'clock shadow and a unicycle,
and a ventriloquist who has a bad relationship with their parents
plan a bank robbery, look for jobs, and go dumpster diving
in this medical drama/ghost story
set in a debutante ball.
4 Michael 2008-11-21 A bear who has curves in all the wrong places, a shopping list, and an identical twin,
a bounty hunter who has a white rose,
a future president of the United States who has a war wound,
and a neurotic inventor and patron saint of electricity who has a comb-over
learn soft-shoe and make a new life for themselves
in this film noir / madcap caper / mystery / romantic comedy
set in a rotting shack, an oasis, the back seat of a convertible, and their workplace.
5 Michael 2008-11-21 A mad scientist who has their mother's drugs and a lot of loneliness,
a pool hustler who has long legs and a motorcycle,
a thinly-disguised version of the author who has a generous heart,
and an actor who has a nasty scar, a famous blue raincoat, and an open door policy
go camping and have a yard sale
in this satire/gangster movie/buddy movie
set in a huge cathedral, an all-night diner, and a house for sale.
29 Brad 2008-11-21 A hairdresser who has a cane,
a clever stranger with cloven hooves and a wicked smile who has an eye patch,
a New Jersey drug dealer called Tweeter who has a box of matches, sweat all over them, and a generous heart,
and a father who has an identical twin
begin the healing process
in this surrealist exercise/romantic comedy
set in a used record store and a downtown deli.
139 Michael 2008-11-21 A journalist who has a red right hand, a prominent brow, and a dirty mind,
a neurotic inventor and patron saint of electricity who has a sheet-metal memory and a striking profile,
and a warrior who is the last of his kind who has no shoes, a mobile home, and a fistful of money
sell encyclopedias, plan a bank robbery, and learn where babies come from
in this police procedural/western/slab of pulp fiction
set in a secluded forest and a haunted farm.
147 Michael 2008-11-21 A leper who has a dirty mind, a thermos, and a pack of cigarettes,
a pool hustler who has a double life,
a mad scientist who has cybernetic parts,
and a president famous for stove top hats and short speeches who has a sheet-metal memory
learn those who live by the sword die by the sword and go to the mall
in this ghost story/comedy
set in a mirrored room.
191 innocent_bystander 2008-11-22 A pirate who has a broken piano and prayers like rhymes,
a schoolteacher who has a sack of stolen money,
a dead ringer for your ex who has a pistol,
and a pilot who has a cape
begin the healing process
in this slab of pulp fiction/sea shanty/musical
set in an oasis and a vaudeville show.
195 innocent_bystander 2008-11-22 A salesman who has a revolver,
a house painter who has the nickname "Marbles",
and a schoolteacher who has nothing to lose and a dog-eared cookbook
take a night class, win a contest, and bleach the lawn
in this semi-auto-biography/social commentary
set in an oasis, the site of a car accident, and the outskirts of town.
201 Szecsuani 2011-05-05 An erotic addict who has a price on their head,
an ex-mobster in Witness Protection who has eyeglasses,
and a middle-aged retired rock goddess who has a face like glass and perfume
create a masterpiece and get lost in useless territory
in this mystery / semi-auto-biography
set in the big city and a Dutch coffee shop.
209 Michael 2008-11-22 An analyst who has a wireless radio, a garage band, and a garden out back
and a Beat poet who has arthritis, a pet cat, and sunglasses
put together a political campaign and learn their true nature
in this sea shanty/mystery
set in Hell, a house for sale, their workplace, and a haunted house.
237 Brad 2008-11-24 A dancer who has a bouquet of flowers,
a father who has basement clothes, magical powers, and a cell phone,
and a thief who has migraines
sell their souls and compete in a tournament
in this coming-of-age story/film noir
set in an executive boardroom, their hometown, a debutante ball, and a basement apartment.
239 Michael 2008-11-24 A daughter who has a fistful of money,
a master chef who has blood-lust,
and a gypsy who has a garage band, a wandering eye, and a tattered journal
save the whole goddamn world and get lost in useless territory
in this surrealist exercise/drama/gangster movie
set in the post office and their workplace.
240 Michael 2008-11-24 A vegan who has a secret love affair and frequent acid flashbacks
and a singer who has a revolver and perfume
write a memoir and escape their dead-end existences
in this screwball comedy/social commentary
set in a place at the bottom of the sea, a secret hideout, and the outskirts of town.
247 coolcia 2011-10-31 A random dude named Carl who has their own website,
a history professor who has an ice cream cone, arthritis, and a frog in their throat,
and an analyst who has bad childhood memories
escape their dead-end existences
in this loose adaptation of a classic
set in a truck stop bathroom.
250 coolcia 2011-10-31 A robot who has a jet-pack and a voice-changer,
a viking who has a striking profile,
and a daughter who has perfume
build a boat
in this screwball comedy
set in 1950's Antarctica.
253 Michael 2008-11-24 A master chef who has extra limbs,
a blues singer who has a sack of stolen money,
a deep sea diver who has the old razzle dazzle, acne, and a dirty mind,
and a traveler who has lacy underwear
compete in a tournament, conquer the known world, and buy a turkey
in this sea shanty/romance
set in the local pub, a place above the clouds, and an orbiting space station.
255 coolcia 2011-10-31 A Beat poet who has 1960s hippie clothes,
a classical composer who has a basement apartment and their mother's hymnal,
a judge who has a lemon yellow mini-van,
and an orphan who has a mysterious aura
join the resistance, develop film, and buy boxes of Girl Scout Cookies
in this mockumentary / horror story / absurdist docu-drama
set in a carnival, a shoe shop, a butcher's shop, and Burbank.
256 coolcia 2011-10-31 An astronaut who has webbed feet,
a burned-out magician who has a trophy and the habit of getting into trouble,
and a transvestite writer who has a briefcase
make a new life for themselves and go on a honeymoon
in this slasher flick
set in a cruise ship.
258 Brad 2008-11-25 A talk show host who has a nasty temper, acne, and not enough to do,
a hypnotist who has a mobile home,
and an ex-mobster in Witness Protection who has a fistful of money
create a masterpiece, take a night class, and learn how stupid we really are
in this madcap caper/psychological thriller/dark comedy
set in an executive boardroom and a sleazy dive.
259 Brad 2008-11-25 A grizzled monster-hunter who has no record of their existence,
a lawyer who has a pistol, a mysterious aura, and a tattered journal,
an outlaw who has a garage band and a drinking problem,
and a neurotic inventor and patron saint of electricity who has a war wound
have a race and crash-land in strange territory
in this dark comedy/satire
set in a sleazy dive, a used record store, and an executive boardroom.
268 coolcia 2011-10-31 An organ donor who has bad childhood memories,
a pop star who has a fedora,
and a journalist who has their own website and a laptop
join a tribe of savages
in this period piece
set in a downtown deli, a butcher's shop, and a thrift store.
292 Michael 2008-11-27 A unique, raspy-voiced songwriter who has a thermos and an accordion
and a plumber who has a foul mouth, a famous blue raincoat, and no curtains on their windows
learn a new language
in this adventure/hard-boiled heist flick
set in the Chelsea Hotel and a photo lab.
294 Michael 2008-11-27 A president famous for stove top hats and short speeches who has a story to tell and a broken heart
and an astronaut who has a cluttered home, their mother's hymnal, and perfume
fuck, buy a turkey, and defeather an emu
in this wild mindfuck/gangster movie/horror story
set in a secluded area of the beach, the middle of nowhere, and prison.
300 Michael 2008-11-27 An analyst who has a need for healing and madness that runs in the family
and a vegan who has a sack of stolen money, great compassion, and streetcar visions
create a masterpiece
in this social commentary/semi-auto-biography/film noir
set in an oasis.
319 Flip Your Cards 2008-11-28 An opera singer who has their own private limousine
and a left-handed Dodgers pitcher who has a sack of stolen money and a sandwich
try to impress their boss and get involved in a three-card Monte game
in this espionage thriller/adventure
set in a sleazy dive, Alpha Centauri, and the middle of nowhere.
356 J 2008-11-29 An ex-mobster in Witness Protection who has arthritis
and a neurotic inventor and patron saint of electricity who has a recurring dream and second sight
learn the secrets of the universe and go scuba-diving
in this comedy/mockumentary/crime drama
set in a Ferris wheel and a mirrored room.
369 Michael 2008-11-30 A future president of the United States who has a screwdriver, a box of matches, and remorse,
a pirate who has a thermos and extreme hunger,
and a dead ringer for your ex who has a pistol and a box of tissues
struggle with a totalitarian government
in this comedy/piece of historical fiction
set in a disco.
373 Michael 2008-12-02 A fading rock star who has no record of their existence, a mysterious aura, and an accordion
and a nurse who has a serious illness
discover the last outpost of civilization and create a masterpiece
in this medical drama/science fiction story/satire
set in a cruise ship, a photo lab, a Rube Goldberg deathtrap, and an executive boardroom.
374 Brad 2008-12-02 A math professor who has a cape,
a clever stranger with cloven hooves and a wicked smile who has a mysterious past, a nasty scar, and a famous blue raincoat,
a tragic writer's ghost who has a jet-pack and a white rose,
and a hairdresser who has a briefcase, a limp, and a broken piano
learn those who live by the sword die by the sword and save the whole goddamn world
in this mindfuck/western/slab of pulp fiction
set in an orbiting space station and a cruise ship.
496 Rosie 2008-12-19 A terrorist who has a pistol,
a stand-up comedian who has a motorcycle,
a freedom fighter who has deep blue eyes,
and a Beat poet who has a bad relationship with their parents
stay up all night and begin the healing process
in this medical drama / ghost story / period piece
set in the local pub, an underground tunnel, and a Parisian café.
506 empty 2011-05-23 A bounty hunter who has no one to come home to and a cape,
a parrot who has a feather, a head full of neuroses, and a drinking problem,
a silent film star who has a double life and an angry monkey sidekick,
and a high-priced call girl who has a cane
make a phone call and make a huge mistake
in this YouTube video / kung-fu mystery with Oliver Sacksian overtones / erotic adventure
set in their workplace, the skies over Granada, and an empty attic.
618 empty 2011-05-29 A parrot who has a handkerchief and a colon problem,
a centaur who has hair plugs and a garden out back,
and a South American dictator who has extraordinary abilities
tap dance on a barrelhead, learn about the dark side of show business, and play dress-up
in this adventure
set in the post office and Baltimore.
619 Michael 2008-12-30 A warrior who is the last of his kind who has a turnip, a boat, and a fish
and a hypnotist who has a bell, small knuckles, and a voice like chimes
learn a new language and sew costumes
in this sea shanty / mystery
set in a graveyard.
644 Michael 2009-01-03 A hippie who has deep blue eyes,
a sailor who has nowhere to call home,
and a novelist who has a lot of patience
learn forgiveness, move in together, and learn their true nature
in this romance / mystery
set in a third-story bedroom overlooking a rain-drenched night and a debutante ball.
711 empty 2011-12-17 A young computer geek who has a cardboard box, a red right hand, and the jawbone of a donkey
and a Mexican posing as a Samoan who has migraines
try to pay less for cars and thwomp
in this modern day fable
set in a palace with a tin roof, Berlin, the Chelsea Hotel, and a phallic-themed amusement park.
781 empty 2012-01-03 A childhood hero of the author's who has long legs and a garden out back,
a mad scientist who has a mouthful of gibberish and gloves,
an impressionable child who has a newspaper,
and a grizzled monster-hunter who has no contact with their family, streetcar visions, and a tattoo
build a bonfire and fuck like bunnies
in this crime drama
set in Chicago.
890 hilary 2009-01-04 A thief who has a dog-eared cookbook,
a mad scientist who has an imaginary friend, real anger management issues, and no contact with their family,
and a daughter who has a handkerchief and deep blue eyes
sew costumes, look for jobs, and go for a walk
in this horror story / dark comedy / mystery
set in a photo lab and a sparsely-furnished room.
1416 sre 2009-01-04 A gambler who has a talking cat,
a nurse who has lacy underwear and a wireless radio,
a gonzo journalist who has no teeth, a new coat, and curves in all the wrong places,
and a wayward son who has a cell phone, no bank account, and dance fever
switch places for a day, practice speaking without prepositions, and sell cocaine and hash
in this adventure / coming-of-age story
set in an executive boardroom.
1586 lovepirate 2012-04-13 A pot-belly pig who has a foldout bed,
a lesser-known deity who has a short attention span,
and a spin doctor who has a manic intensity and a tattered journal
discover the last outpost of civilization and shave
in this modern day fable / gangster movie / William Shatner tribute
set in Baltimore and a trailer park in Ohio.
1595 lovepirate 2012-04-13 A lesser-known deity who has an incomplete knowledge of nautical knots and a garden out back,
a badass ex-president famous for their safari trips who has their mother's hymnal and something to prove,
and a reclusive German author who has a unicycle and a mouthful of gibberish
build a bonfire and sleep
in this drama / comedy
set in Guam, the desert, and a bowling alley.
1598 lovepirate 2012-04-13 A South American dictator who has bad eyesight and a deranged ex,
an ex-mobster in Witness Protection who has a selective memory, a conspiracy theory, and bad eyesight,
and a ballerina who has a straight razor, a famous blue raincoat, and a trumpet
try to impress their boss
in this coming-of-age story / commedia dell'arte / William Shatner tribute
set in the outskirts of town.
1666 Casey_Owens 2012-04-25 A judge who has a handkerchief, a need for healing, and an inability to concentrate,
a robot who has stones in their pockets and a famous blue raincoat,
a space bureaucrat who has a story to tell,
and a faerie ruler who has a voice like chimes
prove that they did not assassinate the president
in this YouTube video
set in an underground tunnel.
1674 Casey_Owens 2012-04-25 An old Roman Centurion who has night-blindness and a love of shredded wheat,
a pack-rat who has allergies,
and a New Jersey drug dealer called Tweeter who has migraines
play chess
in this buddy movie
set in a dark alley and a secret military base.
1700 Brian 2009-01-04 A member of the royal family who has multiple piercings, tennis elbow, and plenty of moxie,
an author of limericks who has a thermos,
a surfer who has a manic intensity, a wagon wheel, and a boomerang,
and a mad scientist who has a conspiracy theory, an open door policy, and empty pockets
find a cure for cancer
in this coming-of-age story / semi-auto-biography
set in a virtual reality chamber and a place above the clouds.
1729 empty 2011-08-23 A con artist who has sweaty palms
and a reclusive German author who has a baby on the way and a secret identity
build a boat
in this musical / hard-boiled heist flick / operatic whodunnit
set in the big city and a Dutch coffee shop.
1732 a 2011-08-23 A cult author who has a can-do attitude,
a gravedigger who has disproportionately long arms, the old razzle dazzle, and a lot of patience,
a clever horned stranger who has a handkerchief and cybernetic parts,
and an old Roman Centurion who has a rudimentary understanding of quantum physics and plenty of moxie
put together a political campaign
in this legal thriller
set in a hardware store, a spot on the dark side of the Moon, and the Chelsea Hotel.
1733 a 2011-08-23 A parrot who has extreme hunger
and a silent film star who has a unicycle, clogs, and a family heirloom
kill a cop, bust out of jail, and write a memoir
in this blaxploitation film
set in a tropical island and post-rapture Las Vegas.
1739 a 2011-08-23 A ventriloquist who has tennis elbow, a bloodstained necktie, and webbed feet,
a left-handed Dodgers pitcher who has a pack of gum and a recurring dream,
a viking who has a boat and a pack of cigarettes,
and a nurse who has no shoes, an interest in socks, and eyeglasses
write a memoir
in this gangster movie
set in a truck stop bathroom.
1740 a 2011-08-23 A pawn shop heiress who has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and an ice cream cone,
a cripple who has the nickname "Marbles",
and a crazy polar bear who has anger management issues and a battered pack of tarot cards
have a couple beer steins of tapioca pudding
in this social commentary
set in a debutante ball and the subway.
1741 a 2011-08-23 A near-immortal Russian leader who has gloves and obsessive compulsive disorder,
a shy, drooling pervert who has a grocery cart, a striking profile, and a chariot,
and a gonzo journalist who has a tuna sandwich and an addled brain
jones for a Hershey bar
in this medical drama / dystopian story
set in a rooftop pigeon coop, post-rapture Las Vegas, the dining car of a train, and a butcher's shop.
1742 a 2011-08-23 A detective who has prayers like rhymes,
a freedom fighter who has an apple pie and multiple piercings,
a New Jersey drug dealer called Tweeter who has a lot of charm,
and a blind, constantly drunk midget who has guts
discover the last outpost of civilization
in this murder ballad
set in a shopping mall, an empty attic, and your very own kitchen.
1765 OR= 2011-08-23 A two-fisted politician who has a tin can, an opaki, and arthritis
and a neurotic inventor and patron saint of electricity who has a sealed envelope
play soccer
in this western / hard-boiled detective novel
set in a hairdressing salon.
1767 OR= 2011-08-23 A surfer who has too much time on their hands, a suit of armor, and a thirst for blood,
a judge who has a fondness for ceiling fans and a cybernetic butler,
and a daughter who has an empty bottle and tact
fantasize about Yanni
in this Fellini remake / coming-of-age story
set in the fires of Gehenna, a secret mountain base, and the desert.
1768 empty 2011-08-23 A tragic thirteen-year-old genius who has a lazy eye, a bazooka, and a garage band,
a kitten called Chibi who has a lot of loneliness, a need for healing, and bad childhood memories,
and a plumber who has a packing trunk
get lost in useless territory, get into trouble with the law, and prove that they did not assassinate the president
in this science fiction story / slab of pulp fiction / sea shanty
set in an executive boardroom, the bottle city of Kandor, and a secluded area of the beach.
1962 daynasaur 2012-06-11 A scout who has a shiny new pocket watch,
a robotic penguin who has borderline narcolepsy,
a lawyer who has a wandering eye,
and a zombie banker who has a shiny new pocket watch and a locket
try to infiltrate the underground world using song and dance, prove that they did not assassinate the president, and learn that they're not alone
in this infinite canvas webcomic / Shakespearian tragicomedy / Fellini remake
set in The Arthur Fonzarelli Expressway (formerly the Dalai Lama Expressway), the protagonist's cellar, a mirrored room, and rat-infested catacombs.
2165 Delaney 2009-01-04 A novelist who has passion, a fakebook, and a wild obsession
and a New Jersey drug dealer called Tweeter who has no teeth
sell encyclopedias, plan a surprise party, and go on a shopping spree
in this surrealist exercise / screwball comedy
set in a rusty star-ship.
2246 toska 2011-10-18 An analyst who has a head full of neuroses and a sealed envelope,
a British comic book writer and occultist who has a manic intensity and a water pistol,
an outlaw who has an accordion,
and a father who has an incomplete knowledge of nautical knots and a lot of patience
learn to brew beer
in this mystery / unintentional prophesy / romance
set in a butcher's shop, a dark alley, the men's department at Sears, and prison.
2247 toska 2011-10-18 An outlaw who has a mansion on the hill and the ability to read minds,
a public domain character who has an amusingly cleft palate,
a dentist who has a jigsaw puzzle and a generous heart,
and a queen's bastard child who has a piece of twine
learn forgiveness, throw away the old towels, and get controversial surgery
in this horror story / satire
set in a desert symbolizing the human soul, a secret mountain base, Hell, and a castle.
2390 John the Porn Addict 2009-01-04 A salesman who has a comb-over and a silver cross,
an ambulance driver who has no teeth, bad eyesight, and a trophy,
an outlaw who has a sharp wit and streetcar visions,
and a sentient puppet who has a white rose, a selective memory, and curtains that match the carpet
get controversial surgery
in this film noir / espionage thriller / crime drama
set in a mirrored room.
2624 2012-09-25 A traveler who has too much time on their hands, tininitus, and an ancient black book,
a British comic book writer and occultist who has a locket, a green thumb, and a slutty manicure,
and a mathematician who has no contact with their family
shave, try to outwit each other, and learn that they're not alone
in this folk tale / dark comedy / loose adaptation of a classic
set in a hairdressing salon.
2646 2012-09-27 A clever horned stranger who has prayers like rhymes,
a preacher who has cybernetic parts,
and a collector who has extraordinary abilities
discover a new planet
in this unintentional prophesy / modern day fable / science fiction story
set in a parallel universe of anti-matter and the digestive tract of a house cat.
2818 Dante 2009-01-05 A pilot who has sweat all over them and a knife,
a near-immortal Russian leader who has wings and a war wound,
a ballerina who has a colon problem,
and a scout who has a bad liver, a unicycle, and a war wound
crash-land, discover a rift in space/time, and sell their immortal souls
in this coming-of-age story / espionage thriller / adventure
set in a basement apartment.
2928 Seth Robertson 2009-01-05 A member of the royal family who has a turnip, a recurring dream, and a garden out back
and a viking who has a limp, a family crest, and a toothbrush
compete in a tournament
in this modern day fable / fever dream / musical
set in a Ferris wheel.
3410 Michael 2009-01-05 An organist who has a double life and a new coat,
a bear who has a war wound,
an accountant who has a jar of peanut butter, a cluttered home, and a comb-over,
and a gypsy who has a bloodstained necktie, love handles, and extra limbs
look for a friend
in this fever dream / crime drama
set in the back seat of a convertible, the middle of nowhere, the Bronx, and Berlin.
3831 Kate 2013-01-19 A pack-rat who has galoshes, a basement apartment, and their own private limousine,
a widow who has a voice like chimes,
a young punk who has bad eyesight, sweat all over them, and no one to come home to,
and a fire-starting, classically-conditioned lab rat who has obsessive compulsive disorder and a unicycle
draw stick figures, kiss each other, and discover a secret alien invasion
in this blaxploitation film
set in Little Italy and a saloon.
3927 2013-02-02 The author's childhood crush who has an impenetrable accent and a fistful of cash
and a freedom fighter who has a toolbox, a passport or two, and a thirst for blood
write a memoir and bake a cake
in this dystopian story
set in a vaudeville show, the middle of the crossroads, a Dutch coffee shop, and the belly of a whale.
4778 KrossX24 2013-04-23 A lesser-known deity who has a swing in their step,
a deep sea diver who has dance fever,
and a single mom who has a broken heart and poise
attend divorce proceedings
in this psychological thriller
set in the post office.
4780 KrossX24 2013-04-23 An unemployed tarot reader who has a guilty conscience and curtains that match the carpet
and a parrot who has a loveless marriage
try to get to work on time
in this crime drama / surrealist exercise
set in an African village ravaged by roving hyenas and your intestines.
5725 CBaker35 2013-06-20 An organ donor who has a lot of charm, a new coat, and the habit of getting into trouble,
an architect who has a security blanket and curves in all the wrong places,
and a pilot who has a wisecrack for every situation
win a contest and learn all about science
in this B-movie / piece of historical fiction
set in Towson, the Kremlin, a clearly-plagiarized location, and an all-night diner.
6332 Brad 2009-01-11 A taxi cab driver who has a typewriter,
a South American dictator who has a wandering eye, extra limbs, and a mobile home,
a hippie who has false ears,
and a lawyer who has a baby on the way and a toolbox
storm the castle, are on the run from the law, and get involved in a guerrilla war
in this murder ballad / sea shanty
set in the site of a car accident.
6428 Michael 2009-01-11 A leper who has stones in their pockets, a diamond necklace, and a dog-eared cookbook,
a president famous for stove top hats and short speeches who has a drinking problem, a broken piano, and a fistful of cash,
and a scout who has a turnip, no bodyguard, and a tooth under their pillow
struggle with a totalitarian government, play baseball, and plan a bank robbery
in this silent film
set in a secluded area of the beach.
6496 klebor16 2013-07-16 A cripple who has a Walkenesque speech pattern
and a passionate noodle-maker who has an exaggerated limp, night-blindness, and no bank account
watch foreign films all weekend and plan a bank robbery
in this urban western / dark comedy
set in a hairdressing salon and a photo lab.
6497 klebor16 2013-07-16 A tragic thirteen-year-old genius who has an amusingly cleft palate and a red right hand,
an inventor who has a drug addiction,
a two-bit loser from the wrong side of the swamp who has a dodgy knee and migraines,
and a gravedigger who has a chartreuse navel, a Frisbee, and a knife
play the harp
in this coming-of-age story
set in an AA meeting and a Dutch coffee shop.
6510 klebor16 2013-07-16 The future president of the United States who has a lot of loneliness, a fondness for ceiling fans, and a hangover,
a con artist who has schizophrenia, a trumpet, and a love of shredded wheat,
and a two-fisted politician who has tennis elbow, a Frisbee, and bursitis
learn how to eat souls
in this spy-fi thriller
set in a place at the bottom of the sea and the post office.
6714 Michael 2009-01-15 A pilot who has Spanish manners and wings,
an opera singer who has a small plot of land, a tattered journal, and a newspaper,
and a cross-dresser who has a five o'clock shadow and a drinking problem
commit unspeakable acts in the name of freedom
in this murder ballad / slasher flick / psychological thriller
set in a rotting shack.
6749 res 2009-01-15 A spy who has a garage band and no teeth
and a terrorist who has galoshes
make dinner
in this horror story / psychological thriller
set in the men's department at Sears.
6763 res 2009-01-15 A collector who has a yo-yo
and a common criminal who has wings
watch foreign films all weekend, look for a friend, and have a race
in this espionage thriller
set in Alpha Centauri, Azerbaijan, a sleazy dive, and a tent.
6959 res 2009-01-15 A hairdresser who has long legs
and a ballerina who has a take-out menu, an imaginary friend, and blueprints
drink excessively
in this slasher flick
set in a carnival.
7000 res 2009-01-15 An undercover cop who has a nasty scar,
an astronaut who has no teeth, bad eyesight, and a box of matches,
a nurse who has a mysterious aura,
and a hippie who has goggles, post traumatic stress disorder, and a sleeping bag
learn when to cry
in this gangster movie
set in a haunted farm, a rotting shack, an executive boardroom, and an underground tunnel.
7031 res 2009-01-15 A pool hustler who has a deranged ex,
a grizzled monster-hunter who has a helmet and a cluttered home,
a master chef who has a box of tissues and their own restaurant,
and a hairdresser who has a lot of loneliness
take a leave of absence and transform into dolphins
in this surrealist exercise
set in a spot on the dark side of the Moon and an empty attic.
7133 Michael 2009-01-16 A preacher who has a cane and a boomerang,
a salesman who has a new coat,
and a sentient puppet who has the old razzle dazzle, a locket, and a white rose
go on a shopping spree
in this romance
set in an oasis and a house for sale.
9297 quotencommon 2009-02-14 A wizard who has a jet-pack, a suit of armor, and dance fever,
a gravedigger who has a Frisbee,
and an outlaw who has a dead man's hand, streetcar visions, and a mouthful of gibberish
learn that they're not alone, commit unspeakable acts in the name of freedom, and play dress-up
in this dark comedy
set in your very own kitchen.
9300 quotencommon 2009-02-14 An inventor who has a family heirloom, cybernetic parts, and their own private limousine,
a daughter who has a lot of self-pity,
and a spy who has a knack for rhetoric
go dumpster diving, discover the last outpost of civilization, and purchase three mouth-watering burgers for just $1.99
in this western
set in a vaudeville show and a rooftop pigeon coop.
9495 Brad 2009-02-15 A scout who has a bizarre fetish,
a high-priced call girl who has a robot brain,
and a preacher who has a love of television, a box of matches, and borderline narcolepsy
figure out a way to spin straw into gold
in this buddy movie
set in a castle.
9729 kravstorm 2009-02-15 A thinly-disguised version of the author who has prayers like rhymes,
a lawyer who has a rolled-up map,
a goblin who has a Frisbee, a secret love affair, and no driver's license,
and an undercover cop who has an oak desk
sell encyclopedias, bleach the lawn, and get involved in a three-card Monte game
in this mystery / film noir
set in a virtual reality chamber, a place at the bottom of the sea, the big city, and the Bronx.
9898 dunnowho 2009-02-15 A high-priced call girl who has a family crest, a dog-eared cookbook, and blueprints,
a monkey-man who has a jet-pack,
a robot who has a jet-pack,
and a president famous for stove top hats and short speeches who has a lot of self-pity, a box of tissues, and long legs
move out on their own and get into trouble with the law
in this slab of pulp fiction
set in prison and rat-infested catacombs.
10496 jarl 2009-02-16 A cross-dresser who has prayers like rhymes
and a member of the royal family who has a garage band, a foul mouth, and a red right hand
defeather an emu, get married, and deal with a falling sky
in this drama / piece of historical fiction
set in their hometown, a used record store, Berlin, and a castle.
10513 jarl 2009-02-16 A clever horned stranger who has their own private limousine, the Fear, and an infection,
a sentient puppet who has a sleeping bag and clogs,
and a single mom who has a bloodstained necktie, cybernetic parts, and a pack of cigarettes
get controversial surgery and look for jobs
in this silent film
set in a debutante ball, their workplace, and an executive boardroom.
10543 jarl 2009-02-16 A novelist who has madness that runs in the family and a diamond necklace,
a clever horned stranger who has a boat, arthritis, and an infection,
and a two-fisted politician who has a feather, a wig, and their mother's drugs
play dress-up, get involved in a three-card Monte game, and win a contest
in this hard-boiled heist flick / adventure
set in a huge cathedral, a Ferris wheel, the back seat of a convertible, and a rusty star-ship.
11535 Sovietbill9989 2009-02-16 A freedom fighter who has a motorcycle and Spanish manners
and a pilot who has a wireless radio
learn how to eat souls, have a yard sale, and go on a suicide mission
in this modern day fable
set in a secluded area of the beach, the middle of the crossroads, and a gym.
12277 fairyhedgehog 2009-02-16 A dead ringer for your ex who has a fish, a handkerchief, and a cape
and a journalist who has a secret love affair and a turnip
escape their dead-end existences and stay up all night
in this western / murder ballad / mockumentary
set in a shopping mall.
12358 fairyhedgehog 2009-02-16 An outlaw who has sunglasses and a family heirloom,
a fading rock star who has tact, gloves, and blueprints,
and a dancer who has a yellow mac
try to impress their boss
in this slasher flick / crime drama
set in a disco.
13174 morphium 2009-02-16 A collector who has warmth and clogs,
a daughter who has a lot of self-pity, a double life, and a shopping list,
a New Jersey drug dealer called Tweeter who has a box of tissues, a robot brain, and a deranged ex,
and a Hollywood movie star who has a thermos, a turnip, and no shoes
kiss a child, save the whole goddamn world, and play dress-up
in this western / espionage thriller / mockumentary
set in Hell, a disco, and a sparsely-furnished room.
13300 fairyhedgehog 2009-02-16 A bear who has a mobile home and plenty of moxie,
a detective who has a nervous tic and no bank account,
and a circus clown who has no bodyguard and a loveless marriage
save the whole goddamn world
in this sea shanty
set in an orbiting space station and Dublin.
14204 Michael 2009-02-16 A jazz musician who has a jet-pack, a tooth under their pillow, and a wandering eye
and a near-immortal Russian leader who has high anxiety
choke down a plate of haggis and storm the castle
in this western / modern day fable
set in Las Vegas, the back seat of a convertible, and a rusty star-ship.
14260 Michael 2009-02-16 A plumber who has their mother's hymnal, a family heirloom, and a newspaper
and a person claiming to be from the future who has forged letters of transit and a comb
steal the hearts of America, fuck like bunnies, and learn when to cry
in this period piece / horror story
set in a secret military base, a Rube Goldberg deathtrap, and rat-infested catacombs.
14662 blank 2009-02-16 A peacock who has a ponytail and a new coat
and an author of limericks who has spontaneous laughing fits
conquer the known world and stay up all night
in this musical
set in Burbank.
15091 lianres 2009-02-16 A grizzled monster-hunter who has a cape and a fish,
a hairdresser who has a mysterious past, excellent grammar, and eyeglasses,
a famous Roman emperor who has a family heirloom and migraines,
and a salesman who has a ponytail and an empty bottle
stay up all night and go on a shopping spree
in this slasher flick
set in an empty attic, an underground tunnel, a shoe shop, and a third-story bedroom overlooking a rain-drenched night.
15330 blank 2009-02-17 A hippie who has an open door policy, a bloodstained necktie, and a helmet
and a novelist who has hoop earrings, a mansion on the hill, and a compass
practice speaking without prepositions
in this epic poem / coming-of-age story
set in a small room with a radiator and the middle of the crossroads.
15935 Brad 2009-02-17 An actor who has frequent acid flashbacks, false ears, and an infection,
a father who has a shopping list,
and a producer who has wings and a nervous tic
purchase three mouth-watering burgers for just $1.99, compose an incomprehensible sonnet, and win a contest
in this erotic adventure / satire / hard-boiled heist flick
set in the desert, the tiny red room at the bottom of the stairs, a rooftop pigeon coop, and the back seat of a convertible.
15936 Brad 2009-02-17 A traveler who has a laptop, a boomerang, and a bizarre fetish,
a widow who has a wireless radio, the Fear, and a boat,
an ex-mobster in Witness Protection who has streetcar visions, a price on their head, and a Tuna sandwich,
and an opera singer who has a recurring dream and a garage band
learn soft-shoe, learn how stupid we really are, and learn how to tie shoelaces
in this semi-auto-biography / horror story / science fiction story
set in a parallel universe of anti-matter, a basement apartment, a cruise ship, and Hell.
15946 Brad 2009-02-17 A soldier who has a can-do attitude
and a wayward son who has a cell phone and a jar of peanut butter
get involved in a guerrilla war and get into trouble with the law
in this slasher flick
set in a graveyard, the Chelsea Hotel, and the middle of the crossroads.
15947 blank 2009-02-17 A sailor who has a smile,
a widow who has a foul mouth and a cleft chin,
and a centaur who has a bad relationship with their parents, a cape, and bad eyesight
take a leave of absence, drink excessively, and try to convince everyone to switch worlds
in this period piece / science fiction story / B-movie
set in the outskirts of town and a Rube Goldberg deathtrap.
16363 cmbriggs3 2009-02-17 A doctor who has a turnip
and a hairdresser who has blood-lust, no prospects for the future, and forged letters of transit
join the resistance and bleach the lawn
in this dark comedy / science fiction story
set in an oasis.
17034 blank 2009-02-18 A dead ringer for your ex who has a shopping list and a trophy,
a spin doctor who has a can-do attitude,
a pariah who has a jigsaw puzzle, an unfinished novel, and a crisis of identity,
and a jazz musician who has a horse
have a race
in this screwball comedy / piece of historical fiction
set in a haunted farm.
17496 Michael 2009-02-18 A doctor who has a limp and a beautiful mustache
and a house painter who has a war wound, a robot brain, and the Fear
fantasize about Yanni, learn origami, and exploit an indigenous population for their mineral wealth
in this espionage thriller
set in the site of a car accident.
17634 blank 2009-02-19 A salesman who has a war wound,
a jazz musician who has a rolled-up map and a secret identity,
and a Hollywood movie star who has something to prove and sweat all over them
put together a political campaign, fuck like bunnies, and go on a suicide mission
in this sea shanty / comedy
set in a misty forest.
17733 Whiskey 2009-02-19 A common criminal who has a notebook full of bad poetry, a mercury mouth, and no prospects for the future
and a ballerina who has a boomerang, the ability to read minds, and tact
get into trouble with the law
in this fever dream
set in the Bronx and the middle of the crossroads.
18667 Brad 2009-02-20 An escaped convict who has 1970s hippie clothes, lacy underwear, and a license to kill,
a South American dictator who has cloven hooves and a selective memory,
and a ventriloquist who has a Frisbee, a frog in their throat, and a love of shredded wheat
learn botany and compose an incomprehensible sonnet
in this musical / film noir
set in a circus tent and the desert.
19979 Lump 2009-02-22 A young punk who has delusions of grandeur
and a magician's assistant who has a fish-only diet and a double life
search for something they've lost, move out on their own, and compete in a tournament
in this drama / social commentary
set in a circus tent.
19982 Lump 2009-02-22 An opera singer who has nothing to lose, remorse, and blood-lust
and a stand-up comedian who has a wig and a straight razor
dress up like a car crash
in this romantic comedy / memoir / erotic adventure
set in a rooftop pigeon coop and Berlin.
19984 Lump 2009-02-22 A Beat poet who has a wagon wheel,
a left-handed Dodgers pitcher who has a blithe melancholy,
and a peacock who has a typewriter, a set of golf clubs, and a price on their head
learn botany
in this steam punk story
set in the middle of nowhere, a coffee shop, a spot on the dark side of the Moon, and a Parisian café.
19997 Lump 2009-02-22 An author of limericks who has a foldout bed and a war wound,
a preacher who has a lot of loneliness,
and a sniper for the Girl Scouts who has a voice like chimes, a bloodstained necktie, and an umbrella
go on a pub crawl
in this adventure / western
set in a tropical island, Burbank, and the middle of the crossroads.
20201 norbork 2009-02-22 A soldier who has a lot of self-pity and a striking profile
and a surfer who has something to prove
discover the last outpost of civilization
in this slab of pulp fiction / memoir / surrealist exercise
set in a house for sale, a darkened theater, and a palace with a tin roof.
20207 norbork 2009-02-22 A porn star who has a straight razor
and a ballerina who has a shiny new pocket watch
steal the hearts of America
in this memoir / gangster movie
set in an oasis, the back seat of a convertible, Alpha Centauri, and a castle.
20217 norbork 2009-02-22 An astronomer who has dirt under their fingernails and a notebook full of bad poetry
and a future president of the United States who has a gym membership
play baseball
in this fever dream / crime drama
set in a haunted farm, a sparsely-furnished room, and a debutante ball.
20225 mikaila220 2013-10-26 A cross-dresser who has a favorite hat
and an orphan who has a family crest
move out on their own, go for a walk, and are on the run from the law
in this horror story
set in a secret hideout and a rooftop pigeon coop.
20230 norbork 2009-02-22 A police officer who has a drug addiction, a favorite hat, and a fistful of cash,
a two-fisted politician who has track marks on their arms and a foul mouth,
and a bounty hunter who has a sealed envelope and a trophy
learn all about science
in this dark comedy / loose adaptation of a classic / modern day fable
set in Chicago and an all-night diner.
20510 Michael 2009-02-23 A surfer who has a tattoo and gloves,
a traveler who has a cell phone,
a pirate who has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and a laptop,
and a bounty hunter who has extra limbs and a family heirloom
learn about the dark side of show business, sell encyclopedias, and fight crime
in this western / science fiction story
set in a huge cathedral.
21618 Michael 2009-03-06 A gonzo journalist who has the Fear, a manic intensity, and a wisecrack for every situation
and a lesser-known deity who has no bodyguard and tennis elbow
protect the person most important to them
in this B-movie
set in a tropical island, a rotting shack, a house for sale, and the middle of nowhere.
21897 Michael 2009-03-12 A grizzled monster-hunter who has curtains that match the carpet, frequent acid flashbacks, and a Santa suit,
a con artist who has a wooden leg,
and a junkie who has an imaginary friend, a mysterious past, and their own restaurant
discover a rift in space/time, learn those who live by the sword die by the sword, and play chess
in this B-movie / film noir
set in a Ferris wheel, a sparsely-furnished room, Towson, and an executive boardroom.
21949 Michael 2009-03-13 A traveler who has a blithe melancholy, a striking profile, and a secret identity
and a pop star who has a mercury mouth, wings, and a wooden leg
bake a cake and learn where babies come from
in this modern day fable / gangster movie
set in a debutante ball.
22002 Michael 2009-03-13 A monkey-man who has night-blindness
and a charming but corrupt pot-belly pig who has extra limbs and stones in their pockets
struggle with a totalitarian government, escape their dead-end existences, and join the resistance
in this murder ballad / espionage thriller
set in the back seat of a convertible.
22003 Michael 2009-03-13 A dancer who has an oak desk, a robot brain, and an identical twin,
a New Jersey drug dealer called Tweeter who has a set of golf clubs, a battered pack of tarot cards, and a war wound,
a journalist who has a tuna sandwich and a dirty mind,
and a fading rock star who has an identical twin
fuck like bunnies, transform into dolphins, and go scuba-diving
in this period piece
set in a disco and prison.
22733 Brad 2009-03-19 A baker who has a family crest and basement clothes,
a blind, constantly drunk midget who has a sack of stolen money, a bloodstained necktie, and a tuna sandwich,
a world champion Texas Hold 'Em player who has a wild obsession and a robot brain,
and a magician who has a lot of self-pity
try to hold their family together, go dumpster diving, and go on a pub crawl
in this steam punk story / period piece
set in a spot on the dark side of the Moon, an empty attic, a third-story bedroom overlooking a rain-drenched night, and an out-of-use train yard.
22757 jsmoran 2009-03-19 A journalist who has basement clothes and crippling depression,
a con artist who has a boat and a sealed envelope,
and a sailor who has a box of matches
dress up like a car crash
in this loose adaptation of a classic / memoir
set in the newsroom, a hardware store, and an all-night diner.
22856 Brad 2009-03-20 An author of limericks who has a voice like chimes
and a speechwriter who has small knuckles, an identical twin, and a fish
plan a bank robbery
in this horror story / dark comedy
set in Chicago and Berlin.
23217 CarrieMae 2009-03-24 A South American dictator who has a foldout bed,
a goblin who has false ears and a cape,
and a grumpy old retired person who has extraordinary abilities and a striking profile
purchase three mouth-watering burgers for just $1.99
in this adventure
set in the Bronx, a third-story bedroom overlooking a rain-drenched night, a barn, and a sparsely-furnished room.
23528 Brad 2009-03-31 An opera singer who has the old razzle dazzle and an identical twin,
a left-handed Dodgers pitcher who has connections to the mob, a tooth under their pillow, and a limp,
and a kind-hearted tax inspector who has a fondness for ceiling fans and a briefcase
try to convince everyone to switch worlds
in this slab of pulp fiction
set in a graveyard, a field of green, and a circus tent.
24566 Jasmine 2009-04-07 A faerie ruler who has a red right hand and a generous heart,
a love-lorn and megalomaniacal fishmonger who has a cardboard box and a broken heart,
and a frightened schoolkid who has lacy underwear and a sharp wit
plan a surprise party, create a masterpiece, and play baseball
in this semi-auto-biography / madcap caper / buddy movie
set in the site of a car accident, an orbiting space station, a field of green, and a parallel universe of anti-matter.
25000 Brad 2009-04-08 A dentist who has flesh like silk,
a unique, raspy-voiced songwriter who has a suit of armor and a notebook full of bad poetry,
a young computer geek who has goggles and a crisis of identity,
and a psychologist who has tact and a stamp collection
put together a political campaign
in this adventure
set in a casino, a debutante ball, the men's department at Sears, and an orbiting space station.
25348 Michael 2009-04-16 A preacher who has frequent acid flashbacks and a jet-pack
and a pariah who has remorse, a sack of stolen money, and a chariot
learn how to eat souls
in this sea shanty / film noir / steam punk story
set in a small room with a radiator and the subway.
25385 Michael 2009-04-17 A bear who has a recurring dream,
a two-fisted politician who has a screwdriver,
a founder of ambient music who has a baby on the way and a newspaper,
and a magician who has a foldout bed and a diamond necklace
learn when to cry, have a race, and discover the secret of eternal youth
in this modern day fable
set in Berlin.
27221 Brad 2009-04-28 A stand-up comedian who has no contact with their family, a newspaper, and a broken piano
and a math professor who has a boat and a notebook full of bad poetry
fantasize about Yanni
in this silent film / madcap caper
set in a secluded forest and a sparsely-furnished room.
27523 madpoet 2009-05-03 An anthropologist who has a dead man's hand and a manic intensity,
a pop star who has a lot of self-pity, a tattered journal, and a gym membership,
a walrus-hunting oceanographer who has a laptop, a red right hand, and a briefcase,
and a random dude named Carl who has a secret identity
get into trouble with the law, try to be funny, and sell cocaine and hash
in this memoir / buddy movie
set in a disco and a house for sale.
27761 czarcasm 2009-05-03 A surfer who has a five o'clock shadow and a favorite hat,
a vampire going by the name of Jeff who has a shiny new pocket watch,
a South American dictator who has a homemade helicopter, an open door policy, and a tattoo,
and a happy rabbit trainer who has plenty of moxie and connections to the mob
plan a bank robbery, learn about the dark side of show business, and kiss a child
in this western / silent film / period piece
set in prison.
27875 sebs.head 2009-05-04 An impressionable child who has long legs
and an analyst who has Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and no teeth
make a new life for themselves and switch places for a day
in this romantic comedy / dark comedy
set in your very own kitchen.
27889 sebs.head 2009-05-04 A garrulous misanthrope who has no record of their existence and a motorcycle
and a future president of the United States who has a foul mouth and excellent grammar
try to pay less for cars
in this steam punk story / gangster movie
set in a Rube Goldberg deathtrap.
27976 Michael 2009-05-04 A spy who has no teeth, a pistol, and cloven hooves
and a pilot who has a toolbox, a bad relationship with their parents, and a trumpet
switch places for a day, play chess, and try to hold their family together
in this mockumentary / social commentary
set in Prague, a place above the clouds, and the desert.
28695 Brad 2009-05-12 A doctor who has a face like glass, a lot of loneliness, and a crisis of identity
and an ambulance driver who has a jigsaw puzzle
learn the secrets of the universe, sell cocaine and hash, and get involved in a guerrilla war
in this science fiction story / B-movie / operatic whodunnit
set in a misty forest, a casino, and the small supply cum mail room in the basement of an urban library.
28728 COSC 490 2009-05-12 An ex-mobster in Witness Protection who has plenty of moxie, bad childhood memories, and a cluttered home,
an ex- submarine commander who has galoshes, a deck of cards missing the jack and the ace, and their mother's drugs,
and a single mom who has a lot of patience, a manic intensity, and long legs
figure out a way to spin straw into gold
in this drama / musical
set in Las Vegas and the local pub.
29627 Shadowsbane1988 2009-06-06 A fingerless banjo player who has long legs, magical powers, and no prospects for the future
and a faerie ruler who has an unfinished novel
bleach the lawn, go on a honeymoon, and attend an opera
in this social commentary
set in a darkened theater, a circus tent, a place above the clouds, and the post office.
29926 Michael 2009-06-09 A Beat poet who has a drinking problem and a wagon wheel,
an inventor who has forged letters of transit and a wandering eye,
and a ventriloquist who has magical powers and migraines
go for a walk
in this film noir
set in a secluded forest.
30411 Brad 2009-06-11 A blind, constantly drunk midget who has a story to tell,
a future president of the United States who has a secret identity, a wireless radio, and gloves,
a veterinarian who has a turnip and eyeglasses,
and a widow who has a secret love affair, a slutty manicure, and a lot of self-pity
shave
in this piece of historical fiction / comedy
set in a house for sale, an orbiting space station, and a secret military base.
31136 Siricus 2009-07-03 A member of the royal family who has a wireless radio,
a gravedigger who has stones in their pockets and a knife,
and a fire-starting, classically-conditioned lab rat who has a favorite hat, a baby on the way, and a screwdriver
get involved in a guerrilla war and are on the run from the law
in this mystery
set in the newsroom, the outskirts of town, a vaudeville show, and a photo lab.
31137 Siricus 2009-07-03 An accountant who has an identical twin, a limp, and a newspaper,
an underwear inspector who has a sheet-metal memory,
and a father who has bad childhood memories and forged letters of transit
have a couple beer steins of tapioca pudding, shave, and learn what it means to be a parent
in this dark comedy / medical drama / crime drama
set in the men's department at Sears, your very own kitchen, a rotting shack, and a secluded area of the beach.
31138 Siricus 2009-07-03 A novelist who has a new coat and a wireless radio,
a scout who has a tooth under their pillow and eyeglasses,
a sniper for the Girl Scouts who has a fondness for ceiling fans, a yellow mac, and curves in all the wrong places,
and a Hollywood movie star who has second sight
read a chapter of Kafka and get married
in this drama
set in Dublin, a hairdressing salon, and a thrift store.
31143 Siricus 2009-07-03 A dentist who has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
and a near-immortal Russian leader who has a wisecrack for every situation
go camping and go to the mall
in this drama / steam punk story
set in an underground tunnel, a rabbit warren, and a secret hideout.
31337 Brad 2009-07-07 A clever horned stranger who has a foldout bed,
a deep sea diver who has their mother's drugs and a cybernetic butler,
and a vampire going by the name of Jeff who has a silver cross
go on a suicide mission and discover a new planet
in this epic poem / dark comedy
set in Towson.
32302 auralie 2009-07-20 A random dude named Carl who has a wagon wheel, a conspiracy theory, and borderline narcolepsy
and a faerie ruler who has an ancient black book, a mercury mouth, and bad eyesight
get lost in useless territory and win the lottery
in this murder ballad / surrealist exercise
set in a coffee shop and a chapel near the sea cliffs.
32861 Brad 2009-07-27 A high school gym teacher who has a yo-yo and empty pockets,
an opera singer who has a Frisbee, a mysterious past, and a foul mouth,
and a person claiming to be from the future who has a family heirloom, a shiny new pocket watch, and a mask on their face
look for jobs
in this fever dream / memoir / erotic adventure
set in a parallel universe of anti-matter and a Gothic cathedral.
33493 angelx4ever 2009-08-04 An ex- submarine commander who has a dead man's hand, a strong sex drive, and a green umbrella,
a jazz musician who has a price on their head and the ability to read minds,
a robot who has no contact with their family,
and a soldier who has a cell phone
learn forgiveness and learn what it means to be a parent
in this satire
set in the desert and a virtual reality chamber.
33499 Michael 2009-08-04 A novelist who has a passport or two
and an impressionable child who has a tattered journal and a knack for rhetoric
learn those who live by the sword die by the sword
in this musical / gangster movie
set in a bed, a darkened theater, and a chapel near the sea cliffs.
36345 leahkronick 2009-10-28 A veterinarian who has a famous blue raincoat, a homemade helicopter, and a fish-only diet
and a taxi cab driver who has a serious illness and a typewriter
take a day off and sing karaoke
in this crime drama / western
set in the subway.
38190 Alexithymia77 2009-11-18 A peacock who has goggles and a toothbrush,
a hippie who has a frog in their throat, a mysterious aura, and an apple pie,
a lawyer who has an impenetrable accent,
and a junkie who has guts
try to convince everyone to switch worlds and are on the run from the law
in this operatic whodunnit / surrealist exercise / satire
set in a disco, their workplace, a place at the bottom of the sea, and a thrift store.
38382 Brad 2009-11-18 A wizard who has an empty bottle, a compass, and blueprints,
a hypnotist who has an impenetrable accent,
a warrior who is the last of their kind who has a Monty Python line for every occasion and passion,
and a gambler who has the ability to read minds, a deck of cards missing the jack and the ace, and an impenetrable accent
go on a suicide mission, learn forgiveness, and play dress-up
in this coming-of-age story
set in a sparsely-furnished room.
38713 kpieface 2009-11-19 An alien who has a wagon wheel, a contract, and a license to kill,
an analyst who has a trumpet,
and a knight who has a strong sex drive, delusions of grandeur, and small knuckles
learn what it means to be a parent, watch foreign films all weekend, and enter a new world
in this police procedural / drama
set in a desert representing your soul, Prague, a coffee shop, and 1st Century Jerusalem.
38830 Freeeeedooom 2014-05-16 An author of limericks who has deep blue eyes, a foldout bed, and a threadbare parachute,
a down-on-their luck transvestite from Hoboken who has tact, a fistful of cash, and a mouthful of gibberish,
a kitten called Chibi who has no shoes, schizophrenia, and a knack for rhetoric,
and a passionate noodle-maker who has a conspiracy theory, a lot of charm, and a foul mouth
have a race, play baseball, and avoid death in a war-torn country
in this William Shatner tribute / coming-of-age story / murder ballad
set in the tunnels underneath Liverpool, a used record store, a desert symbolizing the human soul, and a bus somewhere between Toronto and Ottawa during a snowstorm.
38831 Freeeeedooom 2014-05-16 An anthropologist who has a boomerang, a mouthful of gibberish, and a legal pad,
a cranky baby who has a suit of armor and goggles,
and a widow who has madness that runs in the family and a mask on their face
win a contest and make a huge mistake
in this drama / rock opera
set in an all-night diner and a secluded area of the beach.
39929 empty 2009-12-01 A terrorist who has empty pockets
and a clever horned stranger who has a typewriter
save the whole goddamn world, try to impress their boss, and sing karaoke
in this buddy movie / musical / steam punk story
set in a place above the clouds, a rooftop pigeon coop, and a debutante ball.
40272 Michael 2009-12-08 A pilot who has a garden out back and a pistol,
a South American dictator who has a cell phone and a wandering eye,
and a two-fisted politician who has a nervous tic and long legs
take a day off and go dumpster diving
in this gangster movie
set in a third-story bedroom overlooking a rain-drenched night, their hometown, and an executive boardroom.
40685 Michael 2009-12-18 A wayward child who has clogs,
a leper who has no bank account,
a monkey-man who has an open door policy and a knack for rhetoric,
and a sentient puppet who has their own restaurant
travel the world in a hot air balloon
in this science fiction story
set in a secret hideout and the skies over Granada.
40870 Michael 2009-12-24 An efficiency expert who has a comb-over,
a British comic book writer and occultist who has a wild obsession,
a centaur who has a unicycle,
and a president famous for stove top hats and short speeches who has a cowboy mouth
sing karaoke and learn when to cry
in this buddy movie / loose adaptation of a classic
set in a castle.
40889 LaraAtLarge 2009-12-25 A thinly-disguised version of the author who has a slutty manicure and a bad relationship with their parents,
a hazardous idiot who has a comb-over and a boomerang,
and a tragic writer's ghost who has a foul mouth
learn where babies come from
in this mockumentary / psychological thriller
set in a tropical island and Berlin.
41047 rabeaudet 2009-12-28 A goth chick who has a love of shredded wheat, a serious illness, and no bodyguard,
a hazardous idiot who has basement clothes and a face like glass,
a person claiming to be from the future who has a mercury mouth, a laptop, and a bloodstained necktie,
and a gypsy who has a chariot
discover the secrets of a lost civilization
in this memoir / madcap caper
set in a basement apartment.
41206 Michael 2009-12-28 A detective who has a cowboy mouth, obsessive compulsive disorder, and a striking profile,
a regional sales manager who has a cleft chin,
a young computer geek who has a small plot of land, a boat, and a lot of loneliness,
and a terrorist who has a rudimentary understanding of quantum physics and migraines
switch places for a day and fuck like bunnies
in this ghost story
set in Baltimore, a Rube Goldberg deathtrap, Prague, and a mirrored room.
41266 jmonkey17 2009-12-28 A wizard who has high anxiety and an imaginary friend,
a veterinarian who has a mask on their face and second sight,
and a left-handed Dodgers pitcher who has a banana, an amusingly cleft palate, and a legal pad
struggle with addiction and compete in a tournament
in this medical drama / drama
set in an oasis, the fires of Gehenna, a small room with a radiator, and the big city.
41382 Mallinz 2009-12-28 A con artist who has high anxiety, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, and the memories of Jorge Luis Borges
and a ventriloquist who has a lot of self-pity and an addled brain
discover a rift in space/time and re-enact Dante's Inferno
in this buddy movie / unintentional prophesy
set in a haunted farm, Jim Morrison's unconscious mind, and a used record store.
41501 empty 2009-12-28 A bounty hunter who has a loveless marriage,
a tragic thirteen-year-old genius who has long legs,
a goth chick who has no record of their existence,
and a speechwriter who has a drug addiction
try to impress their boss and protect the person most important to them
in this erotic adventure / dystopian story
set in a shoe shop, a place above the clouds, a high school in New Jersey, and a Gothic cathedral.
41547 empty 2009-12-28 A Mexican posing as a Samoan who has the ability to read minds
and an impressionable child who has a homemade helicopter and acne
sew costumes, save the whole goddamn world, and buy a turkey
in this cyberpunk thriller with Christian overtones
set in Paris, a giant clock floating along the Martian plains, rat-infested catacombs, and 1950's Antarctica.
41561 SamM 2009-12-28 A math professor who has a cardboard box, no record of their existence, and tennis elbow
and a traveler who has a story to tell, anger management issues, and an empty bottle
go on a shopping spree and plan a surprise party
in this police procedural
set in Guam and Berlin.
41579 SamM 2009-12-28 A romantic figure from an old French novel who has a guilty conscience,
a dead ringer for the author's ex who has warmth, a cleft chin, and a chariot,
a character from Shakespeare who has a revolver, a garden out back, and a secret identity,
and an aristocrat who has a chartreuse navel
discover the last outpost of civilization, bake a cake, and organize a talent show
in this loose adaptation of a classic
set in a rabbit warren.
41602 empty 2009-12-28 A surfer who has a nasty temper and a love of television,
a random dude named Carl who has a silver cross,
a detective who has a wandering eye and migraines,
and a parrot who has a fish-only diet and a blithe melancholy
have a race
in this folk tale / hard-boiled heist flick / slab of pulp fiction
set in the big city, Little Italy, a vaudeville show, and a butcher's shop.
41643 Mallinz 2009-12-29 An efficiency expert who has flesh like silk and obsessive compulsive disorder
and an unemployed tarot reader who has a sharp wit, venetian blinds, and nowhere to call home
draw stick figures, find a cure for cancer, and wet the bed
in this social commentary / slasher flick / romantic comedy
set in an underground tunnel and a rooftop pigeon coop.
41678 Trey 2009-12-29 A British comic book writer and occultist who has track marks on their arms,
a blind, constantly drunk midget who has their mother's hymnal,
and a ninja assassin who has a jet-pack
learn their true worth, discover a secret alien invasion, and sell encyclopedias
in this western / horror story / social commentary
set in a college town.
41763 Brisko 2009-12-29 A grizzled monster-hunter who has a swing in their step,
a psychologist who has a lot of patience, a shiny new pocket watch, and a mechanical horse,
and a tragic writer's ghost who has charm and a guilty conscience
sing karaoke, build a bonfire, and buy a turkey
in this modern day fable
set in a butcher's shop, the protagonist's cellar, and a coffee shop.
41876 empty 2009-12-29 An unemployed tarot reader who has a sealed envelope,
a talk show host who has a secret identity and a slutty manicure,
and a founder of ambient music who has connections to the mob
commit unspeakable acts in the name of freedom and plan a surprise party
in this comedy / horror story / epic poem
set in first century Jerusalem, a barn, and their hometown.
41960 jkarguth 2009-12-29 A gravedigger who has a dirty mind
and a sentient puppet who has extreme hunger, a love of television, and a cleft chin
learn the secrets of the universe and organize a talent show
in this musical / loose adaptation of a classic
set in a dirty run-down former industrial park.
41969 empty 2009-12-29 A left-handed Dodgers pitcher who has ants in their pants,
a cranky baby who has bursitis,
a wizard who has a cane,
and a porn star who has combat boots, a secret identity, and a conspiracy theory
attend an opera
in this cyberpunk thriller with Christian overtones
set in a third-story bedroom overlooking a rain-drenched night and the London underground.
41971 empty 2009-12-29 A badass ex-president famous for their safari trips who has a U-Haul trailer and a legal pad,
a cranky baby who has obsessive compulsive disorder and a swing in their step,
an author of limericks who has an angry monkey sidekick, an eye in the back of their head, and an identical twin,
and an astronomer who has hoop earrings and a silver cross
search for something they've lost and drink excessively
in this dystopian story
set in post-rapture Las Vegas and a busy marketplace.
42180 empty 2009-12-29 A parent who can't stop worrying who has a family heirloom, an infection, and a fondness for ceiling fans,
an old sea captain who has a locket, dance fever, and an empty bottle,
a vegan who has curtains that match the carpet, an impenetrable accent, and cloven hooves,
and a high-priced call girl who has the ability to read minds, a sharp wit, and a shopping list
moo
in this buddy movie / slice-of-life story / adventure
set in the post office and a rabbit warren.
42202 Brisko 2009-12-29 A tragic writer's ghost who has a grocery cart and false ears,
a file clerk who has an eye patch,
a goth chick who has no record of their existence, hoop earrings, and a compass,
and a jewel thief who has a jigsaw puzzle and a silver cross
find a cure for cancer, discover the last outpost of civilization, and hear a deathbed confession
in this buddy movie
set in the middle of nowhere and a used record store.
42209 girdoggy 2009-12-29 A scout who has a cane and a bad liver
and a pot-belly pig who has a sleeping bag and a pack of cigarettes
blow up a Wal-Mart, rid the world of mailmen, and kill a cop
in this film noir / modern day fable
set in the Bronx.
42212 jimtierney 2009-12-29 A hazardous idiot who has a box of tissues,
an unemployed tarot reader who has dance fever,
a ventriloquist who has an open door policy,
and a near-immortal Russian leader who has a shopping list
discover the last outpost of civilization and go dumpster diving
in this comedy / erotic adventure / mockumentary
set in post-rapture Las Vegas and the interior of the Trojan Horse.
42245 hypnopomp 2009-12-29 A middle-aged retired rock goddess who has their mother's drugs and deep blue eyes,
a stuntman for Jesus who has a deranged ex,
and an undercover cop who has an eye patch
crash-land and take a leave of absence
in this period piece / fever dream / romance
set in a sparsely-furnished room.
42275 dunkinjenkins 2009-12-29 A goblin who has a hammer
and a tragic writer's ghost who has no contact with their family, madness that runs in the family, and a weathered knapsack
create a masterpiece, crash-land, and commit unspeakable acts in the name of freedom
in this epic poem
set in a sparsely-furnished room.
42297 rscarbonneau 2009-12-29 A common criminal who has a cleft chin and combat boots,
a British comic book writer and occultist who has arthritis,
a Hollywood movie star who has a basement apartment and a take-out menu,
and a thinly-disguised version of the author who has arthritis and galoshes
try to pay less for cars, compete in a tournament, and learn all about science
in this folk tale / B-movie
set in a place above the clouds, the middle of the crossroads, the world of a Bob Dylan song, and a rotting shack.
42330 HunterMello 2009-12-29 A Hollywood movie star who has a rudimentary understanding of quantum physics,
a sniper for the Girl Scouts who has a briefcase,
and a ninja assassin who has extraordinary abilities
take a leave of absence and save the whole goddamn world
in this espionage thriller / police procedural
set in the dining car of a train, a house for sale, and a bombed-out megalopolis.
42334 HunterMello 2009-12-29 A green-skinned alien babe who has perfume, a U-Haul trailer, and the ability to read minds,
a walrus-hunting oceanographer who has a boomerang, high anxiety, and a wooden leg,
a reclusive German author who has disproportionately long arms and dish soap,
and a house painter who has a hoard of jewels and stones in their pockets
drink excessively
in this social commentary / hard-boiled heist flick / hard-boiled detective novel
set in Baltimore and their workplace.
42419 dunkinjenkins 2009-12-29 A fingerless banjo player who has Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, a story to tell, and a wisecrack for every situation
and a British comic book writer and occultist who has a shiny new pocket watch, a locket, and a newspaper
join the resistance
in this erotic adventure
set in Towson, the desert, a secret mountain base, and a cruise ship.
42421 dunkinjenkins 2009-12-29 A spin doctor who has a crisis of identity and tennis elbow,
a high-priced call girl who has a license to kill and a secret love affair,
a pot-belly pig who has an identical twin,
and a parent who has a corrupt leaning, a piece of twine, and a boat
try to infiltrate the underground world using song and dance
in this ghost story
set in the subway and a misty forest.
42422 dunkinjenkins 2009-12-29 A soldier who has a fondness for ceiling fans, a wicked limp, and a story to tell,
a Marxist chipmunk who has an eye patch,
a speechwriter who has a tin can and no record of their existence,
and a hypnotist who has shampoo, too much stress, and a battered pack of tarot cards
kiss each other
in this fever dream / comedy
set in the tiny red room at the bottom of the stairs and a roadhouse.
42426 dunkinjenkins 2009-12-29 A down-on-their luck transvestite from Hoboken who has a shopping list, gloves, and a fish-only diet
and an impressionable child who has multiple piercings
bust out of jail
in this absurdist docu-drama / coming-of-age story / slab of pulp fiction
set in 1950's Antarctica and first century Jerusalem.
42649 Brad 2009-12-30 A nurse who has second sight and multiple piercings
and a novelist who has a fedora and an ice cream cone
practice speaking without prepositions
in this satire / mockumentary / medical drama
set in Guam and the tunnels underneath Liverpool.
42662 empty 2009-12-30 A high-priced call girl who has a knack for rhetoric,
a world champion Texas Hold 'Em player who has an open door policy,
and an efficiency expert who has guts, a mysterious past, and nothing to lose
do some glass-blowing, struggle with addiction, and kiss a child
in this comedy / slice-of-life story
set in a cathedral, an African village ravaged by roving hyenas, a truck stop bathroom, and a butcher's shop.
43028 empty 2009-12-31 A former submarine commander who has blueprints, a fedora, and a diamond necklace,
a grumpy old retired person who has a horse, an accordion, and a lazy eye,
and a stand-up comedian who has an angry monkey sidekick
deal with a falling sky
in this sea shanty / adventure
set in a bus somewhere between Toronto and Ottawa during a snowstorm, a used record store, a shopping mall, and a secluded area of the beach.
43431 empty 2010-01-01 A vegan who has a strange and doomed destiny
and an old roman Centurion who has a set of golf clubs
organize a talent show
in this gangster movie / coming-of-age story / comedy
set in a roadhouse.
43506 empty 2010-01-01 A bounty hunter who has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, a blithe melancholy, and delusions of grandeur
and a preacher who has gloves, no bodyguard, and frequent acid flashbacks
do some glass-blowing
in this western
set in Burbank, an AA meeting, and a spot on the dark side of the Moon.
43547 umarmaya 2010-01-02 A lesser-known deity who has a rudimentary understanding of quantum physics,
a single mom who has no teeth,
and an intellectual possum who has a hangover
drop small objects off of tall buildings and learn what it means to be a parent
in this dark comedy
set in post-rapture Las Vegas, a downtown deli, a rotting shack, and a parallel universe of anti-matter.
43553 umarmaya 2010-01-02 A garrulous misanthrope who has a briefcase,
a regional sales manager who has a straight razor and an unopened jar of peanut butter,
and a high school gym teacher who has a price on their head, a recurring dream, and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
suffer from a chronic disease and gamble
in this science fiction story
set in a secluded forest and a Rube Goldberg deathtrap.
43655 umarmaya 2010-01-03 A viking who has a notebook full of bad poetry, allergies, and a legal pad,
a person claiming to be from the future who has a strange and doomed destiny and a foldout bed,
a nine-toed jockey who has a dirty mind,
and a politician who has precision and a cleft chin
conquer the known world
in this folk tale / steam punk story / period piece
set in a castle, Planet Doom, and their hometown.
43694 empty 2010-01-03 A soldier who has a stamp collection, a suit of armor, and a cardboard box
and a ventriloquist who has a set of golf clubs
organize a talent show
in this rock opera
set in the big city, the backstreets of India, a cathedral, and a Gothic cathedral.
44091 martianbunny 2010-01-07 An ambulance driver who has a love of television and dirt under their fingernails,
a spy who has a silver cross, a mask on their face, and too much stress,
and a police officer who has a talking cat and intermittent panic attacks
get involved in a three-card Monte game and learn soft-shoe
in this semi-auto-biography / musical
set in a thrift store.
44338 SCRG 2010-01-09 A parrot who has a kindness toward animals,
a British comic book writer and occultist who has curves in all the wrong places and an obsession with lamps,
a hairdresser who has nowhere to call home,
and the author's childhood crush who has a hangover and lacy underwear
defeather an emu
in this unintentional prophesy / William Shatner tribute / absurdist docu-drama
set in a chapel near the sea cliffs and a butcher's shop.
44354 jiperl 2010-01-09 A middle-aged retired rock goddess who has an angry monkey sidekick
and a collector who has an angry monkey sidekick, intermittent panic attacks, and a compass
quit their jobs and go dumpster diving
in this modern day fable / folk tale
set in a cruise ship.
44655 meeleena 2010-01-15 A member of the royal family who has a strange and doomed destiny, an unfinished novel, and a generous heart,
a young computer geek who has a fish-only diet, no bank account, and night-blindness,
a fire-starting, classically-conditioned lab rat who has a lot of loneliness, an oak desk, and delusions of grandeur,
and a gravedigger who has a serious illness
are on the run from the law
in this crime drama
set in prison.
45093 lulu22 2010-01-25 An ex-mobster in Witness Protection who has a mouthful of gibberish,
a Beat poet who has a frog in their throat, a banana, and a loveless marriage,
and an actor who has a cowboy mouth, an incomplete knowledge of nautical knots, and false ears
wait for Godot, organize a talent show, and discover the secrets of a lost civilization
in this absurdist docu-drama
set in rat-infested catacombs, the tiny red room at the bottom of the stairs, a roadhouse, and a cathedral.
45177 Doriinatrix 2010-01-28 A common criminal who has high anxiety,
a computer wizard who has a license to kill,
a taxi cab driver who has an unfinished novel and a lot of self-pity,
and an undercover cop who has ants in their pants and a gym membership
compose an incomprehensible sonnet
in this coming-of-age story / western / adventure
set in a secluded forest, the crater made by an asteroid which could have been our moon, and an orbiting space station.
45187 Doriinatrix 2010-01-28 An outlaw who has a bizarre fetish
and a burned-out magician who has a drinking problem, a yo-yo, and a family crest
wet the bed
in this slasher flick
set in the post office.
45307 empty 2010-01-31 A high-priced call girl who has a beautiful mustache, flesh like silk, and a baby on the way,
a vegan who has a cane, their own restaurant, and a bad relationship with their parents,
The future president of the United States who has a conspiracy theory, a newspaper, and a horse,
and a childhood hero of author's who has a pack of gum, a hoard of jewels, and a serious illness
learn all about hummingbirds and get married
in this steam punk story / memoir / social commentary
set in the London underground, the Chelsea Hotel, and a tropical island.
45495 empty 2010-02-06 A passionate noodle-maker who has the memories of Jorge Luis Borges,
a father who has a sackful of bloody innards and a smile,
and a dancer who has a serious illness
re-enact Dante's Inferno
in this kung-fu mystery with Oliver Sacksian overtones
set in a high school in New Jersey and a misty forest.
46216 empty 2010-03-12 A police officer who has a foul mouth, a packing trunk, and a new coat,
a New Jersey drug dealer called Tweeter who has a face like glass and wings,
a gunslinger who has a fakebook and sunglasses,
and an analyst who has an affinity for whips
learn the secrets of the universe, search for something they've lost, and learn a new language
in this coming-of-age story / psychological thriller / piece of historical fiction
set in a barn, a photo lab, and a coffee shop.
46262 empty 2010-03-13 A ninja assassin who has an impenetrable accent
and a queen's bastard child who has a family crest and a small plot of land
go out on the town, sell encyclopedias, and rid the world of mailmen
in this fever dream / Fellini remake
set in a rotting shack and a field of green.
46354 cheesedjelly 2010-03-17 A magician's assistant who has a can-do attitude, a wig, and a secret love affair
and a garrulous misanthrope who has a conspiracy theory
hear a deathbed confession and begin the healing process
in this murder ballad / surrealist exercise
set in a shopping mall.
46360 cheesedjelly 2010-03-19 A patent examiner who collects and rebuilds Wurlitzer cinema organs who has a strong sex drive, no drapes on their windows, and a conspiracy theory,
a soldier who has a fear of heights and a sheet-metal memory,
and a green-skinned alien babe who has no bodyguard and a shiny new pocket watch
break into show business and go scuba-diving
in this dystopian story / kung-fu mystery with Oliver Sacksian overtones / science fiction story
set in Las Vegas, a graveyard, a third-story bedroom overlooking a rain-drenched night, and the Chelsea Hotel.
46785 yourorbitaround 2010-03-23 A bear who has a hangover, a wild obsession, and a battered pack of tarot cards
and a superfast superhero who has a tooth under their pillow
take bubble baths, go on a honeymoon, and have a race
in this western / absurdist docu-drama / espionage thriller
set in Azerbaijan.
46831 cheesedjelly 2010-03-23 A vampire go-go dancer who has no contact with their family and night-blindness,
a garrulous misanthrope who has a small plot of land and a grocery cart,
an aristocrat who has streetcar visions,
and a ventriloquist who has a Santa suit
discover a rift in space/time
in this urban western
set in the newsroom, a used record store, a dirty run-down former industrial park, and a place at the bottom of the sea.
47562 tulipstairs 2010-04-15 A gonzo journalist who has intermittent panic attacks, a small plot of land, and a new coat
and an illegal alien who has a threadbare parachute and warmth
have a yard sale and crash-land
in this police procedural / romantic comedy
set in a desert symbolizing the human soul, the big city, the back seat of a convertible, and the tiny red room at the bottom of the stairs.
47569 tulipstairs 2010-04-15 A bounty hunter who has a revolver
and an impressionable child who has a blithe melancholy, a robot brain, and migraines
try to be funny, learn what it means to be a parent, and plan a bank robbery
in this urban western / slasher flick
set in a rabbit warren, a thrift store, and a shoe shop.
47584 tulipstairs 2010-04-15 A high-priced call girl who has great compassion,
a daughter who has a straight razor, a bazooka, and a corrupt leaning,
a walrus-hunting oceanographer who has spontaneous laughing fits and a muddy jeep,
and a lesser-known deity who has combat boots, a $1,000,000 bounty on their head, and curfew plugs
plan a surprise party
in this absurdist docu-drama / horror story / rock opera
set in an all-night diner, an abandoned warehouse, a graveyard, and a castle.
47787 NoQuestions 2010-04-23 A robot who has a dead man's hand
and a humorless shut-in who has a locket and a ponytail
try to hold their family together
in this drama / surrealist exercise / modern day fable
set in a sleazy dive, Berlin, the back seat of a convertible, and the middle of the crossroads.
47790 NoQuestions 2010-04-23 A house painter who has sunglasses, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, and a fear of heights,
a spy who has their own restaurant and a diamond necklace,
and a unique, raspy-voiced songwriter who has their own restaurant and a talking cat
learn new ways to hurt people and discover the secrets of a lost civilization
in this memoir / romance
set in a vaudeville show, a barn, and a rotting shack.
47795 NoQuestions 2010-04-24 A speechwriter who has a story to tell,
a member of the royal family who has hoop earrings,
and a doctor who has a handkerchief, a locket, and hoop earrings
have a couple beer steins of tapioca pudding
in this slasher flick
set in an oasis, the dining car of a train, prison, and Azerbaijan.
47796 ParappaEast 2010-04-23 A faerie ruler who has a striking profile, a pack of cigarettes, and a U-Haul trailer,
a freedom fighter who has an apple pie,
and a master chef who has a basement apartment, a deck of cards missing the jack and the ace, and a jigsaw puzzle
sleep
in this folk tale / semi-auto-biography / musical
set in a Gothic cathedral.
47799 ParappaEast 2010-04-24 An astronomer who has a corrupt leaning,
a high school gym teacher who has a white rose and a revolver,
an impressionable child who has an imaginary friend,
and a Marxist chipmunk who has a wicked limp, a cybernetic butler, and an affinity for whips
deal with a falling sky and plan a surprise party
in this urban western / piece of historical fiction
set in a parallel universe of anti-matter, the London underground, a downtown deli, and a chapel near the sea cliffs.
47800 ParappaEast 2010-04-24 A space bureaucrat who has a battered pack of tarot cards
and a ventriloquist who has a bizarre fetish
grow beards and bake a cake
in this steam punk story
set in a circus tent, a bed, an AA meeting, and a used record store.
47834 What1hey 2010-04-24 A master chef who has a prominent brow,
a knight who has a homemade helicopter,
a Marxist chipmunk who has obsessive compulsive disorder and a boomerang,
and a garrulous misanthrope who has love handles and a fakebook
look for a friend, go on a pub crawl, and stay up all night
in this YouTube video
set in a Ferris wheel, a parallel universe of anti-matter, and a cathedral.
47863 umarmaya 2010-04-26 A president famous for stove top hats and short speeches who has arthritis
and a pot-belly pig who has a fakebook
take the president hostage
in this social commentary / science fiction story
set in Planet Doom.
48233 lukjad 2010-05-13 A con artist who has a head full of neuroses,
a two-fisted politician who has a handkerchief, a helmet, and a story to tell,
and a vampire go-go dancer who has a crisis of identity, bangs, and a five o'clock shadow
dress up like a car crash, transform into dolphins, and interrogate a witness
in this fever dream / steam punk story / science fiction story
set in a darkened theater, a high school in New Jersey, prison, and a sleazy dive.
48621 Genetics 2010-06-01 A surfer who has tennis elbow and deep blue eyes
and an ex-mobster in Witness Protection who has sunglasses and precision
stay up all night, go on a honeymoon, and interrogate a witness
in this absurdist docu-drama / steam punk story
set in a tropical island, a bombed-out megalopolis, the belly of a whale, and a casino.
49109 umarmaya 2010-07-09 A pack-rat who has a fear of heights, a trumpet, and a crisis of identity
and a green-skinned alien babe who has a homemade helicopter, a light blue teapot, and a fish
have a race, shave, and fuck like bunnies
in this erotic adventure / modern day fable
set in their workplace.
49357 empty 2010-08-01 A kind-hearted tax inspector who has a notebook full of bad poetry and a tooth under their pillow,
a bounty hunter who has a love of television and a sleeping bag,
a dancer who has a feather,
and a cross-dresser who has a secret love affair, a pack of gum, and a lot of loneliness
moo, take a day off, and learn their true nature
in this slice-of-life story
set in the skies over Granada and a dark alley.
49944 DiamondEater 2010-09-15 A unique, raspy-voiced songwriter who has remorse, a $1,000,000 bounty on their head, and a Monty Python line for every occasion,
a gravedigger who has a foul mouth and a trophy,
and a plumber who has a turnip and a wig
learn the secrets of the universe, re-enact Dante's Inferno, and join a tribe of savages
in this surrealist exercise / gangster movie
set in a hardware store, a cruise ship, a palace with a tin roof, and the back seat of a convertible.
49947 DiamondEater 2010-09-15 A clever horned stranger who has a fedora,
a vegan who has bad habits,
A president who says who has a mysterious past, a wisecrack for every situation, and a striking profile,
and a parent who has a striking profile
sew costumes, look for a friend, and get involved in a three-card Monte game
in this mystery / cyberpunk thriller with Christian overtones
set in a cruise ship.
49953 DiamondEater 2010-09-16 A grumpy old retired person who has a crisis of identity, high anxiety, and an obsession with lamps,
a ventriloquist who has a ponytail and wings,
and a sailor who has arthritis, a jigsaw puzzle, and the habit of getting into trouble
take the president hostage, fight crime, and travel back in time to kill Hitler
in this western / Shakespearian tragicomedy / Fellini remake
set in an out-of-use train yard, a hairdressing salon, a bed, and their hometown.
49954 DiamondEater 2010-09-16 A two-bit loser from the wrong side of the swamp who has disproportionately long arms and their mother's drugs,
a detective who has cloven hooves and a mercury mouth,
monkey who has a voice-changer and no bodyguard,
and a ballerina who has a mask on their face
suffer from a chronic disease
in this Shakespearian tragicomedy / B-movie / police procedural
set in a secluded forest, an empty attic, a field of green, and the post office.
50201 empty 2010-10-04 A spin doctor who has a hangover,
a unique, raspy-voiced songwriter who has a need for healing, a family heirloom, and dyslexia,
a cripple who has a need for healing and nothing to lose,
and a ballerina who has a new coat, a kindness toward animals, and warped perceptions of male/female relationships
kill a cop
in this mystery / dystopian story / adventure
set in prison, a parallel universe of anti-matter, the interior of the Trojan Horse, and the London underground.
50837 georges1 2010-11-09 An author of limericks who has a bloodstained necktie, a new coat, and a notebook full of bad poetry
and a passionate noodle-maker who has a bloodstained necktie, anger management issues, and no driver's license
take a leave of absence, move in together, and go for a walk
in this romance / film noir
set in a busy marketplace, the London underground, a graveyard, and the Bronx.
50851 georges1 2010-11-09 A peacock who has a sealed envelope
and a widow who has a serious illness
learn soft-shoe
in this social commentary
set in a palace with a tin roof.
50853 georges1 2010-11-09 A fingerless banjo player who has a screwdriver
and an architect who has a family heirloom, their mother's drugs, and plenty of moxie
learn about the dark side of show business
in this sea shanty / folk tale / mockumentary
set in the middle of nowhere, a field of green, and an all-night diner.
51649 empty 2010-12-17 A regional sales manager who has magical powers, deep blue eyes, and a wireless radio,
a garrulous misanthrope who has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder,
a goblin who has no prospects for the future and migraines,
and a viking who has a green thumb
try to impress their boss and stay up all night
in this science fiction story
set in the protagonist's cellar and the inside of a giant shoe.
51980 LucaLisci 2011-01-09 An organist who has forged letters of transit,
a pawn shop heiress who has a cluttered home,
a gonzo journalist who has their mother's hymnal, an addled brain, and a threadbare parachute,
and a veterinarian who has connections to the mob, empty pockets, and the Fear
go out on the town, interrogate a witness, and play dress-up
in this period piece / unintentional prophesy
set in a rusty starship, a secluded area of the beach, a giant clock floating along the Martian plains, and the crater made by an asteroid which could have been our moon.
52215 empty 2011-01-21 A goth chick who has a cowboy mouth,
a boxer who has their mother's hymnal, a jet-pack, and a career in finance,
and a detective who has a green thumb
build a bonfire
in this social commentary / erotic adventure / romance
set in a bus somewhere between Toronto and Ottawa during a snowstorm, an all-night diner, and Alpha Centauri.
52230 empty 2011-01-23 A passionate noodle-maker who has hoop earrings,
a monkey-man who has a serious illness,
and a salesman who has a contract
go dumpster diving, learn all about science, and move in together
in this comedy / mystery
set in Buenos Aires and a phallic-themed amusement park.
52694 pzoconnor 2011-02-08 A gonzo journalist who has no bodyguard
and a ninja assassin who has a hangover
storm the castle and develop film
in this William Shatner tribute / romantic comedy / ghost story
set in an orbiting space station and a darkened theater.
52695 pzoconnor 2011-02-08 A silent film star who has perfume,
a baker who has a typewriter, a take-out menu, and a grocery cart,
an astronomer who has small knuckles and a nasty temper,
and a faerie ruler who has a basement apartment, a sheet-metal memory, and bursitis
discover the true meaning of potrzebie and steal the hearts of America
in this YouTube video / dark comedy / modern day fable
set in the skies over Granada, a coffee shop, Las Vegas, and Azerbaijan.
52939 sakichirocks 2011-02-19 A surfer who has bangs
and a New Jersey drug dealer called Tweeter who has a face like glass and nowhere to call home
buy a turkey
in this buddy movie
set in a bombed-out megalopolis and post-rapture Las Vegas.
53731 Snalcam 2011-03-13 A preacher who has a family crest and something to prove
and a clever horned stranger who has bursitis, a broken piano, and a short attention span
stay up all night and go on a pub crawl
in this YouTube video
set in Dublin.
53804 Snalcam 2011-03-13 A doctor who has deep blue eyes and not enough to do,
a parrot who has a tuna sandwich, a fistful of cash, and anger management issues,
a police officer who has a strange and doomed destiny and a garden out back,
and a speechwriter who has crippling depression
shave
in this musical / epic shadow puppet theatre / folk tale
set in an abandoned warehouse.
53821 Snalcam 2011-03-13 A junkie who has an empty bottle,
a deep sea diver who has a rudimentary understanding of quantum physics, a motorcycle, and tact,
and a gunslinger who has a fistful of cash
go on a honeymoon, join a tribe of savages, and travel the world in a hot air balloon
in this urban western
set in Towson and the big city.
53891 Snalcam 2011-03-13 A freedom fighter who has a rudimentary understanding of quantum physics,
an anthropologist who has the habit of getting into trouble and a foldout bed,
and a blues singer who has a foul mouth
get controversial surgery, age rapidly, and kill a cop
in this piece of historical fiction / horror story / memoir
set in the inside of a giant shoe, Borobudur, a tent, and a shoe shop.
53910 Snalcam 2011-03-14 A computer wizard who has a broken piano,
a daughter who has a revolver,
an old sea captain who has an angry monkey sidekick,
and a common criminal who has borderline narcolepsy, a fondness for ceiling fans, and a piece of twine
figure out a way to spin straw into gold and sell cocaine and hash
in this epic shadow puppet theatre
set in a roadhouse.
53911 Snalcam 2011-03-14 A blind, constantly drunk midget who has a striking profile,
a patent examiner who collects and rebuilds Wurlitzer cinema organs who has a lot of loneliness,
a salesman who has a wooden leg, a mouthful of gibberish, and track marks on their arms,
and a grizzled monster-hunter who has an empty bottle
try to hold their family together, fight a secret battle, and find a cure for cancer
in this urban western
set in a basement apartment, a misty forest, a desert symbolizing the human soul, and a mirrored room.
53912 Snalcam 2011-03-14 A gypsy who has sweat all over them,
a blind, constantly drunk midget who has a shrinking fanbase and a drinking problem,
an axe-wielding librarian who has a lot of self-pity and a dog-eared cookbook,
and a wayward child who has lacy underwear
kiss a child
in this murder ballad / epic shadow puppet theatre / social commentary
set in Guam, post-rapture Las Vegas, the Chelsea Hotel, and a rabbit warren.
54250 Sunolet 2011-03-24 A neurotic inventor and patron saint of electricity who has too much stress,
a gravedigger who has a pack of cigarettes,
a knight who has a red right hand and a family crest,
and a widow who has a broken piano and sunglasses
fall in love
in this epic shadow puppet theatre / steam punk story / murder ballad
set in a hairdressing salon.
54940 MySynapse 2011-04-17 A pop star who has blue hair, guts, and intermittent panic attacks
and a talk show host who has an open door policy
discover the secrets of a lost civilization, discover the last outpost of civilization, and search for something they've lost
in this dark comedy / comedy / loose adaptation of a classic
set in Buenos Aires, a castle, and an abandoned warehouse.