PlotBoiler Hall of Fame

ID# & Link	Saved By	Date Saved	Boiled Plot (Showing 174)
1	Brad	2008-11-06	A father who has no driver's license, a badass ex-president famous for his safari trips who has a drinking problem and extra limbs, a politician who has a deck of cards missing the jack and the ace, and an old soldier who has a wireless radio and stones in their pockets make dinner and join the resistance in this B-movie / horror story / silent film / romantic comedy set in an upstairs bedroom.
2	Michael	2008-11-18	A gypsy who has a straight razor, a dirty mind, and a sack of stolen money, a thief who has a cell phone, a prominent brow, and a locket, and a tragic writer's ghost who has great compassion sell encyclopedias and learn the secrets of the universe in this dark comedy/medical drama set in a graveyard and their hometown.
3	Michael	2008-11-20	An ex-mobster in Witness Protection who has a tattered journal, a mobile home, and a mercury mouth, a warrior who is the last of his kind who has a five o'clock shadow and a unicycle, and a ventriloquist who has a bad relationship with their parents plan a bank robbery, look for jobs, and go dumpster diving in this medical drama/ghost story set in a debutante ball.
4	Michael	2008-11-21	A bear who has curves in all the wrong places, a shopping list, and an identical twin, a bounty hunter who has a white rose, a future president of the United States who has a war wound, and a neurotic inventor and patron saint of electricity who has a comb-over learn soft-shoe and make a new life for themselves in this film noir / madcap caper / mystery / romantic comedy set in a rotting shack, an oasis, the back seat of a convertible, and their workplace.
5	Michael	2008-11-21	A mad scientist who has their mother's drugs and a lot of loneliness, a pool hustler who has long legs and a motorcycle, a thinly-disguised version of the author who has a generous heart, and an actor who has a nasty scar, a famous blue raincoat, and an open door policy go camping and have a yard sale in this satire/gangster movie/buddy movie set in a huge cathedral, an all-night diner, and a house for sale.
29	Brad	2008-11-21	A hairdresser who has a cane, a clever stranger with cloven hooves and a wicked smile who has an eye patch, a New Jersey drug dealer called Tweeter who has a box of matches, sweat all over them, and a generous heart, and a father who has an identical twin begin the healing process in this surrealist exercise/romantic comedy set in a used record store and a downtown deli.
139	Michael	2008-11-21	A journalist who has a red right hand, a prominent brow, and a dirty mind, a neurotic inventor and patron saint of electricity who has a sheet-metal memory and a striking profile, and a warrior who is the last of his kind who has no shoes, a mobile home, and a fistful of money sell encyclopedias, plan a bank robbery, and learn where babies come from in this police procedural/western/slab of pulp fiction set in a secluded forest and a haunted farm.
147	Michael	2008-11-21	A leper who has a dirty mind, a thermos, and a pack of cigarettes, a pool hustler who has a double life, a mad scientist who has cybernetic parts, and a president famous for stove top hats and short speeches who has a sheet-metal memory learn those who live by the sword die by the sword and go to the mall in this ghost story/comedy set in a mirrored room.
191	Charlie	2008-11-22	A pirate who has a broken piano and prayers like rhymes, a schoolteacher who has a sack of stolen money, a dead ringer for your ex who has a pistol, and a pilot who has a cape begin the healing process in this slab of pulp fiction/sea shanty/musical set in an oasis and a vaudeville show.
195	Charlie	2008-11-22	A salesman who has a revolver, a house painter who has the nickname "Marbles", and a schoolteacher who has nothing to lose and a dog-eared cookbook take a night class, win a contest, and bleach the lawn in this semi-auto-biography/social commentary set in an oasis, the site of a car accident, and the outskirts of town.
209	Michael	2008-11-22	An analyst who has a wireless radio, a garage band, and a garden out back and a Beat poet who has arthritis, a pet cat, and sunglasses put together a political campaign and learn their true nature in this sea shanty/mystery set in Hell, a house for sale, their workplace, and a haunted house.
237	Brad	2008-11-24	A dancer who has a bouquet of flowers, a father who has basement clothes, magical powers, and a cell phone, and a thief who has migraines sell their souls and compete in a tournament in this coming-of-age story/film noir set in an executive boardroom, their hometown, a debutante ball, and a basement apartment.
239	Michael	2008-11-24	A daughter who has a fistful of money, a master chef who has blood-lust, and a gypsy who has a garage band, a wandering eye, and a tattered journal save the whole goddamn world and get lost in useless territory in this surrealist exercise/drama/gangster movie set in the post office and their workplace.
240	Michael	2008-11-24	A vegan who has a secret love affair and frequent acid flashbacks and a singer who has a revolver and perfume write a memoir and escape their dead-end existences in this screwball comedy/social commentary set in a place at the bottom of the sea, a secret hideout, and the outskirts of town.
253	Michael	2008-11-24	A master chef who has extra limbs, a blues singer who has a sack of stolen money, a deep sea diver who has the old razzle dazzle, acne, and a dirty mind, and a traveler who has lacy underwear compete in a tournament, conquer the known world, and buy a turkey in this sea shanty/romance set in the local pub, a place above the clouds, and an orbiting space station.
258	Brad	2008-11-25	A talk show host who has a nasty temper, acne, and not enough to do, a hypnotist who has a mobile home, and an ex-mobster in Witness Protection who has a fistful of money create a masterpiece, take a night class, and learn how stupid we really are in this madcap caper/psychological thriller/dark comedy set in an executive boardroom and a sleazy dive.
259	Brad	2008-11-25	A grizzled monster-hunter who has no record of their existence, a lawyer who has a pistol, a mysterious aura, and a tattered journal, an outlaw who has a garage band and a drinking problem, and a neurotic inventor and patron saint of electricity who has a war wound have a race and crash-land in strange territory in this dark comedy/satire set in a sleazy dive, a used record store, and an executive boardroom.
292	Michael	2008-11-27	A unique, raspy-voiced songwriter who has a thermos and an accordion and a plumber who has a foul mouth, a famous blue raincoat, and no curtains on their windows learn a new language in this adventure/hard-boiled heist flick set in the Chelsea Hotel and a photo lab.
294	Michael	2008-11-27	A president famous for stove top hats and short speeches who has a story to tell and a broken heart and an astronaut who has a cluttered home, their mother's hymnal, and perfume fuck, buy a turkey, and defeather an emu in this wild mindfuck/gangster movie/horror story set in a secluded area of the beach, the middle of nowhere, and prison.
300	Michael	2008-11-27	An analyst who has a need for healing and madness that runs in the family and a vegan who has a sack of stolen money, great compassion, and streetcar visions create a masterpiece in this social commentary/semi-auto-biography/film noir set in an oasis.
319	Flip Your Cards	2008-11-28	An opera singer who has their own private limousine and a left-handed Dodgers pitcher who has a sack of stolen money and a sandwich try to impress their boss and get involved in a three-card Monte game in this espionage thriller/adventure set in a sleazy dive, Alpha Centauri, and the middle of nowhere.
356	J	2008-11-29	An ex-mobster in Witness Protection who has arthritis and a neurotic inventor and patron saint of electricity who has a recurring dream and second sight learn the secrets of the universe and go scuba-diving in this comedy/mockumentary/crime drama set in a Ferris wheel and a mirrored room.
369	Michael	2008-11-30	A future president of the United States who has a screwdriver, a box of matches, and remorse, a pirate who has a thermos and extreme hunger, and a dead ringer for your ex who has a pistol and a box of tissues struggle with a totalitarian government in this comedy/piece of historical fiction set in a disco.
373	Michael	2008-12-02	A fading rock star who has no record of their existence, a mysterious aura, and an accordion and a nurse who has a serious illness discover the last outpost of civilization and create a masterpiece in this medical drama/science fiction story/satire set in a cruise ship, a photo lab, a Rube Goldberg deathtrap, and an executive boardroom.
374	Brad	2008-12-02	A math professor who has a cape, a clever stranger with cloven hooves and a wicked smile who has a mysterious past, a nasty scar, and a famous blue raincoat, a tragic writer's ghost who has a jet-pack and a white rose, and a hairdresser who has a briefcase, a limp, and a broken piano learn those who live by the sword die by the sword and save the whole goddamn world in this mindfuck/western/slab of pulp fiction set in an orbiting space station and a cruise ship.
496	Rosie	2008-12-19	A terrorist who has a pistol, a stand-up comedian who has a motorcycle, a freedom fighter who has deep blue eyes, and a Beat poet who has a bad relationship with their parents stay up all night and begin the healing process in this medical drama / ghost story / period piece set in the local pub, an underground tunnel, and a Parisian caf�.
619	Michael	2008-12-30	A warrior who is the last of his kind who has a turnip, a boat, and a fish and a hypnotist who has a bell, small knuckles, and a voice like chimes learn a new language and sew costumes in this sea shanty / mystery set in a graveyard.
644	Michael	2009-01-03	A hippie who has deep blue eyes, a sailor who has nowhere to call home, and a novelist who has a lot of patience learn forgiveness, move in together, and learn their true nature in this romance / mystery set in a third-story bedroom overlooking a rain-drenched night and a debutante ball.
890	hilary	2009-01-04	A thief who has a dog-eared cookbook, a mad scientist who has an imaginary friend, real anger management issues, and no contact with their family, and a daughter who has a handkerchief and deep blue eyes sew costumes, look for jobs, and go for a walk in this horror story / dark comedy / mystery set in a photo lab and a sparsely-furnished room.
1416	sre	2009-01-04	A gambler who has a talking cat, a nurse who has lacy underwear and a wireless radio, a gonzo journalist who has no teeth, a new coat, and curves in all the wrong places, and a wayward son who has a cell phone, no bank account, and dance fever switch places for a day, practice speaking without prepositions, and sell cocaine and hash in this adventure / coming-of-age story set in an executive boardroom.
1700	Brian	2009-01-04	A member of the royal family who has multiple piercings, tennis elbow, and plenty of moxie, an author of limericks who has a thermos, a surfer who has a manic intensity, a wagon wheel, and a boomerang, and a mad scientist who has a conspiracy theory, an open door policy, and empty pockets find a cure for cancer in this coming-of-age story / semi-auto-biography set in a virtual reality chamber and a place above the clouds.
2165	Delaney	2009-01-04	A novelist who has passion, a fakebook, and a wild obsession and a New Jersey drug dealer called Tweeter who has no teeth sell encyclopedias, plan a surprise party, and go on a shopping spree in this surrealist exercise / screwball comedy set in a rusty star-ship.
2390	John the Porn Addict	2009-01-04	A salesman who has a comb-over and a silver cross, an ambulance driver who has no teeth, bad eyesight, and a trophy, an outlaw who has a sharp wit and streetcar visions, and a sentient puppet who has a white rose, a selective memory, and curtains that match the carpet get controversial surgery in this film noir / espionage thriller / crime drama set in a mirrored room.
2818	Dante	2009-01-05	A pilot who has sweat all over them and a knife, a near-immortal Russian leader who has wings and a war wound, a ballerina who has a colon problem, and a scout who has a bad liver, a unicycle, and a war wound crash-land, discover a rift in space/time, and sell their immortal souls in this coming-of-age story / espionage thriller / adventure set in a basement apartment.
2928	Seth Robertson	2009-01-05	A member of the royal family who has a turnip, a recurring dream, and a garden out back and a viking who has a limp, a family crest, and a toothbrush compete in a tournament in this modern day fable / fever dream / musical set in a Ferris wheel.
3410	Michael	2009-01-05	An organist who has a double life and a new coat, a bear who has a war wound, an accountant who has a jar of peanut butter, a cluttered home, and a comb-over, and a gypsy who has a bloodstained necktie, love handles, and extra limbs look for a friend in this fever dream / crime drama set in the back seat of a convertible, the middle of nowhere, the Bronx, and Berlin.
6332	Brad	2009-01-11	A taxi cab driver who has a typewriter, a South American dictator who has a wandering eye, extra limbs, and a mobile home, a hippie who has false ears, and a lawyer who has a baby on the way and a toolbox storm the castle, are on the run from the law, and get involved in a guerrilla war in this murder ballad / sea shanty set in the site of a car accident.
6428	Michael	2009-01-11	A leper who has stones in their pockets, a diamond necklace, and a dog-eared cookbook, a president famous for stove top hats and short speeches who has a drinking problem, a broken piano, and a fistful of cash, and a scout who has a turnip, no bodyguard, and a tooth under their pillow struggle with a totalitarian government, play baseball, and plan a bank robbery in this silent film set in a secluded area of the beach.
6714	Michael	2009-01-15	A pilot who has Spanish manners and wings, an opera singer who has a small plot of land, a tattered journal, and a newspaper, and a cross-dresser who has a five o'clock shadow and a drinking problem commit unspeakable acts in the name of freedom in this murder ballad / slasher flick / psychological thriller set in a rotting shack.
6749	res	2009-01-15	A spy who has a garage band and no teeth and a terrorist who has galoshes make dinner in this horror story / psychological thriller set in the men's department at Sears.
6763	res	2009-01-15	A collector who has a yo-yo and a common criminal who has wings watch foreign films all weekend, look for a friend, and have a race in this espionage thriller set in Alpha Centauri, Azerbaijan, a sleazy dive, and a tent.
6959	res	2009-01-15	A hairdresser who has long legs and a ballerina who has a take-out menu, an imaginary friend, and blueprints drink excessively in this slasher flick set in a carnival.
7000	res	2009-01-15	An undercover cop who has a nasty scar, an astronaut who has no teeth, bad eyesight, and a box of matches, a nurse who has a mysterious aura, and a hippie who has goggles, post traumatic stress disorder, and a sleeping bag learn when to cry in this gangster movie set in a haunted farm, a rotting shack, an executive boardroom, and an underground tunnel.
7031	res	2009-01-15	A pool hustler who has a deranged ex, a grizzled monster-hunter who has a helmet and a cluttered home, a master chef who has a box of tissues and their own restaurant, and a hairdresser who has a lot of loneliness take a leave of absence and transform into dolphins in this surrealist exercise set in a spot on the dark side of the Moon and an empty attic.
7133	Michael	2009-01-16	A preacher who has a cane and a boomerang, a salesman who has a new coat, and a sentient puppet who has the old razzle dazzle, a locket, and a white rose go on a shopping spree in this romance set in an oasis and a house for sale.
9297	quotencommon	2009-02-14	A wizard who has a jet-pack, a suit of armor, and dance fever, a gravedigger who has a Frisbee, and an outlaw who has a dead man's hand, streetcar visions, and a mouthful of gibberish learn that they're not alone, commit unspeakable acts in the name of freedom, and play dress-up in this dark comedy set in your very own kitchen.
9300	quotencommon	2009-02-14	An inventor who has a family heirloom, cybernetic parts, and their own private limousine, a daughter who has a lot of self-pity, and a spy who has a knack for rhetoric go dumpster diving, discover the last outpost of civilization, and purchase three mouth-watering burgers for just $1.99 in this western set in a vaudeville show and a rooftop pigeon coop.
9495	Brad	2009-02-15	A scout who has a bizarre fetish, a high-priced call girl who has a robot brain, and a preacher who has a love of television, a box of matches, and borderline narcolepsy figure out a way to spin straw into gold in this buddy movie set in a castle.
9729	kravstorm	2009-02-15	A thinly-disguised version of the author who has prayers like rhymes, a lawyer who has a rolled-up map, a goblin who has a Frisbee, a secret love affair, and no driver's license, and an undercover cop who has an oak desk sell encyclopedias, bleach the lawn, and get involved in a three-card Monte game in this mystery / film noir set in a virtual reality chamber, a place at the bottom of the sea, the big city, and the Bronx.
9898	dunnowho	2009-02-15	A high-priced call girl who has a family crest, a dog-eared cookbook, and blueprints, a monkey-man who has a jet-pack, a robot who has a jet-pack, and a president famous for stove top hats and short speeches who has a lot of self-pity, a box of tissues, and long legs move out on their own and get into trouble with the law in this slab of pulp fiction set in prison and rat-infested catacombs.
10496	jarl	2009-02-16	A cross-dresser who has prayers like rhymes and a member of the royal family who has a garage band, a foul mouth, and a red right hand defeather an emu, get married, and deal with a falling sky in this drama / piece of historical fiction set in their hometown, a used record store, Berlin, and a castle.
10513	jarl	2009-02-16	A clever horned stranger who has their own private limousine, the Fear, and an infection, a sentient puppet who has a sleeping bag and clogs, and a single mom who has a bloodstained necktie, cybernetic parts, and a pack of cigarettes get controversial surgery and look for jobs in this silent film set in a debutante ball, their workplace, and an executive boardroom.
10543	jarl	2009-02-16	A novelist who has madness that runs in the family and a diamond necklace, a clever horned stranger who has a boat, arthritis, and an infection, and a two-fisted politician who has a feather, a wig, and their mother's drugs play dress-up, get involved in a three-card Monte game, and win a contest in this hard-boiled heist flick / adventure set in a huge cathedral, a Ferris wheel, the back seat of a convertible, and a rusty star-ship.
11535	Sovietbill9989	2009-02-16	A freedom fighter who has a motorcycle and Spanish manners and a pilot who has a wireless radio learn how to eat souls, have a yard sale, and go on a suicide mission in this modern day fable set in a secluded area of the beach, the middle of the crossroads, and a gym.
12277	fairyhedgehog	2009-02-16	A dead ringer for your ex who has a fish, a handkerchief, and a cape and a journalist who has a secret love affair and a turnip escape their dead-end existences and stay up all night in this western / murder ballad / mockumentary set in a shopping mall.
12358	fairyhedgehog	2009-02-16	An outlaw who has sunglasses and a family heirloom, a fading rock star who has tact, gloves, and blueprints, and a dancer who has a yellow mac try to impress their boss in this slasher flick / crime drama set in a disco.
13174	morphium	2009-02-16	A collector who has warmth and clogs, a daughter who has a lot of self-pity, a double life, and a shopping list, a New Jersey drug dealer called Tweeter who has a box of tissues, a robot brain, and a deranged ex, and a Hollywood movie star who has a thermos, a turnip, and no shoes kiss a child, save the whole goddamn world, and play dress-up in this western / espionage thriller / mockumentary set in Hell, a disco, and a sparsely-furnished room.
13300	fairyhedgehog	2009-02-16	A bear who has a mobile home and plenty of moxie, a detective who has a nervous tic and no bank account, and a circus clown who has no bodyguard and a loveless marriage save the whole goddamn world in this sea shanty set in an orbiting space station and Dublin.
14204	Michael	2009-02-16	A jazz musician who has a jet-pack, a tooth under their pillow, and a wandering eye and a near-immortal Russian leader who has high anxiety choke down a plate of haggis and storm the castle in this western / modern day fable set in Las Vegas, the back seat of a convertible, and a rusty star-ship.
14260	Michael	2009-02-16	A plumber who has their mother's hymnal, a family heirloom, and a newspaper and a person claiming to be from the future who has forged letters of transit and a comb steal the hearts of America, fuck like bunnies, and learn when to cry in this period piece / horror story set in a secret military base, a Rube Goldberg deathtrap, and rat-infested catacombs.
14662	blank	2009-02-16	A peacock who has a ponytail and a new coat and an author of limericks who has spontaneous laughing fits conquer the known world and stay up all night in this musical set in Burbank.
15091	lianres	2009-02-16	A grizzled monster-hunter who has a cape and a fish, a hairdresser who has a mysterious past, excellent grammar, and eyeglasses, a famous Roman emperor who has a family heirloom and migraines, and a salesman who has a ponytail and an empty bottle stay up all night and go on a shopping spree in this slasher flick set in an empty attic, an underground tunnel, a shoe shop, and a third-story bedroom overlooking a rain-drenched night.
15330	blank	2009-02-17	A hippie who has an open door policy, a bloodstained necktie, and a helmet and a novelist who has hoop earrings, a mansion on the hill, and a compass practice speaking without prepositions in this epic poem / coming-of-age story set in a small room with a radiator and the middle of the crossroads.
15935	Brad	2009-02-17	An actor who has frequent acid flashbacks, false ears, and an infection, a father who has a shopping list, and a producer who has wings and a nervous tic purchase three mouth-watering burgers for just $1.99, compose an incomprehensible sonnet, and win a contest in this erotic adventure / satire / hard-boiled heist flick set in the desert, the tiny red room at the bottom of the stairs, a rooftop pigeon coop, and the back seat of a convertible.
15936	Brad	2009-02-17	A traveler who has a laptop, a boomerang, and a bizarre fetish, a widow who has a wireless radio, the Fear, and a boat, an ex-mobster in Witness Protection who has streetcar visions, a price on their head, and a Tuna sandwich, and an opera singer who has a recurring dream and a garage band learn soft-shoe, learn how stupid we really are, and learn how to tie shoelaces in this semi-auto-biography / horror story / science fiction story set in a parallel universe of anti-matter, a basement apartment, a cruise ship, and Hell.
15946	Brad	2009-02-17	A soldier who has a can-do attitude and a wayward son who has a cell phone and a jar of peanut butter get involved in a guerrilla war and get into trouble with the law in this slasher flick set in a graveyard, the Chelsea Hotel, and the middle of the crossroads.
15947	blank	2009-02-17	A sailor who has a smile, a widow who has a foul mouth and a cleft chin, and a centaur who has a bad relationship with their parents, a cape, and bad eyesight take a leave of absence, drink excessively, and try to convince everyone to switch worlds in this period piece / science fiction story / B-movie set in the outskirts of town and a Rube Goldberg deathtrap.
16363	cmbriggs3	2009-02-17	A doctor who has a turnip and a hairdresser who has blood-lust, no prospects for the future, and forged letters of transit join the resistance and bleach the lawn in this dark comedy / science fiction story set in an oasis.
17034	blank	2009-02-18	A dead ringer for your ex who has a shopping list and a trophy, a spin doctor who has a can-do attitude, a pariah who has a jigsaw puzzle, an unfinished novel, and a crisis of identity, and a jazz musician who has a horse have a race in this screwball comedy / piece of historical fiction set in a haunted farm.
17496	Michael	2009-02-18	A doctor who has a limp and a beautiful mustache and a house painter who has a war wound, a robot brain, and the Fear fantasize about Yanni, learn origami, and exploit an indigenous population for their mineral wealth in this espionage thriller set in the site of a car accident.
17634	blank	2009-02-19	A salesman who has a war wound, a jazz musician who has a rolled-up map and a secret identity, and a Hollywood movie star who has something to prove and sweat all over them put together a political campaign, fuck like bunnies, and go on a suicide mission in this sea shanty / comedy set in a misty forest.
17733	Whiskey	2009-02-19	A common criminal who has a notebook full of bad poetry, a mercury mouth, and no prospects for the future and a ballerina who has a boomerang, the ability to read minds, and tact get into trouble with the law in this fever dream set in the Bronx and the middle of the crossroads.
18667	Brad	2009-02-20	An escaped convict who has 1970s hippie clothes, lacy underwear, and a license to kill, a South American dictator who has cloven hooves and a selective memory, and a ventriloquist who has a Frisbee, a frog in their throat, and a love of shredded wheat learn botany and compose an incomprehensible sonnet in this musical / film noir set in a circus tent and the desert.
19979	Lump	2009-02-22	A young punk who has delusions of grandeur and a magician's assistant who has a fish-only diet and a double life search for something they've lost, move out on their own, and compete in a tournament in this drama / social commentary set in a circus tent.
19982	Lump	2009-02-22	An opera singer who has nothing to lose, remorse, and blood-lust and a stand-up comedian who has a wig and a straight razor dress up like a car crash in this romantic comedy / memoir / erotic adventure set in a rooftop pigeon coop and Berlin.
19984	Lump	2009-02-22	A Beat poet who has a wagon wheel, a left-handed Dodgers pitcher who has a blithe melancholy, and a peacock who has a typewriter, a set of golf clubs, and a price on their head learn botany in this steam punk story set in the middle of nowhere, a coffee shop, a spot on the dark side of the Moon, and a Parisian caf�.
19997	Lump	2009-02-22	An author of limericks who has a foldout bed and a war wound, a preacher who has a lot of loneliness, and a sniper for the Girl Scouts who has a voice like chimes, a bloodstained necktie, and an umbrella go on a pub crawl in this adventure / western set in a tropical island, Burbank, and the middle of the crossroads.
20201	norbork	2009-02-22	A soldier who has a lot of self-pity and a striking profile and a surfer who has something to prove discover the last outpost of civilization in this slab of pulp fiction / memoir / surrealist exercise set in a house for sale, a darkened theater, and a palace with a tin roof.
20207	norbork	2009-02-22	A porn star who has a straight razor and a ballerina who has a shiny new pocket watch steal the hearts of America in this memoir / gangster movie set in an oasis, the back seat of a convertible, Alpha Centauri, and a castle.
20217	norbork	2009-02-22	An astronomer who has dirt under their fingernails and a notebook full of bad poetry and a future president of the United States who has a gym membership play baseball in this fever dream / crime drama set in a haunted farm, a sparsely-furnished room, and a debutante ball.
20230	norbork	2009-02-22	A police officer who has a drug addiction, a favorite hat, and a fistful of cash, a two-fisted politician who has track marks on their arms and a foul mouth, and a bounty hunter who has a sealed envelope and a trophy learn all about science in this dark comedy / loose adaptation of a classic / modern day fable set in Chicago and an all-night diner.
20510	Michael	2009-02-23	A surfer who has a tattoo and gloves, a traveler who has a cell phone, a pirate who has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and a laptop, and a bounty hunter who has extra limbs and a family heirloom learn about the dark side of show business, sell encyclopedias, and fight crime in this western / science fiction story set in a huge cathedral.
21618	Michael	2009-03-06	A gonzo journalist who has the Fear, a manic intensity, and a wisecrack for every situation and a lesser-known deity who has no bodyguard and tennis elbow protect the person most important to them in this B-movie set in a tropical island, a rotting shack, a house for sale, and the middle of nowhere.
21897	Michael	2009-03-12	A grizzled monster-hunter who has curtains that match the carpet, frequent acid flashbacks, and a Santa suit, a con artist who has a wooden leg, and a junkie who has an imaginary friend, a mysterious past, and their own restaurant discover a rift in space/time, learn those who live by the sword die by the sword, and play chess in this B-movie / film noir set in a Ferris wheel, a sparsely-furnished room, Towson, and an executive boardroom.
21949	Michael	2009-03-13	A traveler who has a blithe melancholy, a striking profile, and a secret identity and a pop star who has a mercury mouth, wings, and a wooden leg bake a cake and learn where babies come from in this modern day fable / gangster movie set in a debutante ball.
22002	Michael	2009-03-13	A monkey-man who has night-blindness and a charming but corrupt pot-belly pig who has extra limbs and stones in their pockets struggle with a totalitarian government, escape their dead-end existences, and join the resistance in this murder ballad / espionage thriller set in the back seat of a convertible.
22003	Michael	2009-03-13	A dancer who has an oak desk, a robot brain, and an identical twin, a New Jersey drug dealer called Tweeter who has a set of golf clubs, a battered pack of tarot cards, and a war wound, a journalist who has a tuna sandwich and a dirty mind, and a fading rock star who has an identical twin fuck like bunnies, transform into dolphins, and go scuba-diving in this period piece set in a disco and prison.
22733	Brad	2009-03-19	A baker who has a family crest and basement clothes, a blind, constantly drunk midget who has a sack of stolen money, a bloodstained necktie, and a tuna sandwich, a world champion Texas Hold 'Em player who has a wild obsession and a robot brain, and a magician who has a lot of self-pity try to hold their family together, go dumpster diving, and go on a pub crawl in this steam punk story / period piece set in a spot on the dark side of the Moon, an empty attic, a third-story bedroom overlooking a rain-drenched night, and an out-of-use train yard.
22757	jsmoran	2009-03-19	A journalist who has basement clothes and crippling depression, a con artist who has a boat and a sealed envelope, and a sailor who has a box of matches dress up like a car crash in this loose adaptation of a classic / memoir set in the newsroom, a hardware store, and an all-night diner.
22856	Brad	2009-03-20	An author of limericks who has a voice like chimes and a speechwriter who has small knuckles, an identical twin, and a fish plan a bank robbery in this horror story / dark comedy set in Chicago and Berlin.
23217	CarrieMae	2009-03-24	A South American dictator who has a foldout bed, a goblin who has false ears and a cape, and a grumpy old retired person who has extraordinary abilities and a striking profile purchase three mouth-watering burgers for just $1.99 in this adventure set in the Bronx, a third-story bedroom overlooking a rain-drenched night, a barn, and a sparsely-furnished room.
23528	Brad	2009-03-31	An opera singer who has the old razzle dazzle and an identical twin, a left-handed Dodgers pitcher who has connections to the mob, a tooth under their pillow, and a limp, and a kind-hearted tax inspector who has a fondness for ceiling fans and a briefcase try to convince everyone to switch worlds in this slab of pulp fiction set in a graveyard, a field of green, and a circus tent.
24566	Jasmine	2009-04-07	A faerie ruler who has a red right hand and a generous heart, a love-lorn and megalomaniacal fishmonger who has a cardboard box and a broken heart, and a frightened schoolkid who has lacy underwear and a sharp wit plan a surprise party, create a masterpiece, and play baseball in this semi-auto-biography / madcap caper / buddy movie set in the site of a car accident, an orbiting space station, a field of green, and a parallel universe of anti-matter.
25000	Brad	2009-04-08	A dentist who has flesh like silk, a unique, raspy-voiced songwriter who has a suit of armor and a notebook full of bad poetry, a young computer geek who has goggles and a crisis of identity, and a psychologist who has tact and a stamp collection put together a political campaign in this adventure set in a casino, a debutante ball, the men's department at Sears, and an orbiting space station.
25348	Michael	2009-04-16	A preacher who has frequent acid flashbacks and a jet-pack and a pariah who has remorse, a sack of stolen money, and a chariot learn how to eat souls in this sea shanty / film noir / steam punk story set in a small room with a radiator and the subway.
25385	Michael	2009-04-17	A bear who has a recurring dream, a two-fisted politician who has a screwdriver, a founder of ambient music who has a baby on the way and a newspaper, and a magician who has a foldout bed and a diamond necklace learn when to cry, have a race, and discover the secret of eternal youth in this modern day fable set in Berlin.
27221	Brad	2009-04-28	A stand-up comedian who has no contact with their family, a newspaper, and a broken piano and a math professor who has a boat and a notebook full of bad poetry fantasize about Yanni in this silent film / madcap caper set in a secluded forest and a sparsely-furnished room.
27523	madpoet	2009-05-03	An anthropologist who has a dead man's hand and a manic intensity, a pop star who has a lot of self-pity, a tattered journal, and a gym membership, a walrus-hunting oceanographer who has a laptop, a red right hand, and a briefcase, and a random dude named Carl who has a secret identity get into trouble with the law, try to be funny, and sell cocaine and hash in this memoir / buddy movie set in a disco and a house for sale.
27761	czarcasm	2009-05-03	A surfer who has a five o'clock shadow and a favorite hat, a vampire going by the name of Jeff who has a shiny new pocket watch, a South American dictator who has a homemade helicopter, an open door policy, and a tattoo, and a happy rabbit trainer who has plenty of moxie and connections to the mob plan a bank robbery, learn about the dark side of show business, and kiss a child in this western / silent film / period piece set in prison.
27875	sebs.head	2009-05-04	An impressionable child who has long legs and an analyst who has Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and no teeth make a new life for themselves and switch places for a day in this romantic comedy / dark comedy set in your very own kitchen.
27889	sebs.head	2009-05-04	A garrulous misanthrope who has no record of their existence and a motorcycle and a future president of the United States who has a foul mouth and excellent grammar try to pay less for cars in this steam punk story / gangster movie set in a Rube Goldberg deathtrap.
27976	Michael	2009-05-04	A spy who has no teeth, a pistol, and cloven hooves and a pilot who has a toolbox, a bad relationship with their parents, and a trumpet switch places for a day, play chess, and try to hold their family together in this mockumentary / social commentary set in Prague, a place above the clouds, and the desert.
28695	Brad	2009-05-12	A doctor who has a face like glass, a lot of loneliness, and a crisis of identity and an ambulance driver who has a jigsaw puzzle learn the secrets of the universe, sell cocaine and hash, and get involved in a guerrilla war in this science fiction story / B-movie / operatic whodunnit set in a misty forest, a casino, and the small supply cum mail room in the basement of an urban library.
28728	COSC 490	2009-05-12	An ex-mobster in Witness Protection who has plenty of moxie, bad childhood memories, and a cluttered home, an ex- submarine commander who has galoshes, a deck of cards missing the jack and the ace, and their mother's drugs, and a single mom who has a lot of patience, a manic intensity, and long legs figure out a way to spin straw into gold in this drama / musical set in Las Vegas and the local pub.
29627	Shadowsbane1988	2009-06-06	A fingerless banjo player who has long legs, magical powers, and no prospects for the future and a faerie ruler who has an unfinished novel bleach the lawn, go on a honeymoon, and attend an opera in this social commentary set in a darkened theater, a circus tent, a place above the clouds, and the post office.
29926	Michael	2009-06-09	A Beat poet who has a drinking problem and a wagon wheel, an inventor who has forged letters of transit and a wandering eye, and a ventriloquist who has magical powers and migraines go for a walk in this film noir set in a secluded forest.
30411	Brad	2009-06-11	A blind, constantly drunk midget who has a story to tell, a future president of the United States who has a secret identity, a wireless radio, and gloves, a veterinarian who has a turnip and eyeglasses, and a widow who has a secret love affair, a slutty manicure, and a lot of self-pity shave in this piece of historical fiction / comedy set in a house for sale, an orbiting space station, and a secret military base.
31136	Siricus	2009-07-03	A member of the royal family who has a wireless radio, a gravedigger who has stones in their pockets and a knife, and a fire-starting, classically-conditioned lab rat who has a favorite hat, a baby on the way, and a screwdriver get involved in a guerrilla war and are on the run from the law in this mystery set in the newsroom, the outskirts of town, a vaudeville show, and a photo lab.
31137	Siricus	2009-07-03	An accountant who has an identical twin, a limp, and a newspaper, an underwear inspector who has a sheet-metal memory, and a father who has bad childhood memories and forged letters of transit have a couple beer steins of tapioca pudding, shave, and learn what it means to be a parent in this dark comedy / medical drama / crime drama set in the men's department at Sears, your very own kitchen, a rotting shack, and a secluded area of the beach.
31138	Siricus	2009-07-03	A novelist who has a new coat and a wireless radio, a scout who has a tooth under their pillow and eyeglasses, a sniper for the Girl Scouts who has a fondness for ceiling fans, a yellow mac, and curves in all the wrong places, and a Hollywood movie star who has second sight read a chapter of Kafka and get married in this drama set in Dublin, a hairdressing salon, and a thrift store.
31143	Siricus	2009-07-03	A dentist who has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and a near-immortal Russian leader who has a wisecrack for every situation go camping and go to the mall in this drama / steam punk story set in an underground tunnel, a rabbit warren, and a secret hideout.
31337	Brad	2009-07-07	A clever horned stranger who has a foldout bed, a deep sea diver who has their mother's drugs and a cybernetic butler, and a vampire going by the name of Jeff who has a silver cross go on a suicide mission and discover a new planet in this epic poem / dark comedy set in Towson.
32302	auralie	2009-07-20	A random dude named Carl who has a wagon wheel, a conspiracy theory, and borderline narcolepsy and a faerie ruler who has an ancient black book, a mercury mouth, and bad eyesight get lost in useless territory and win the lottery in this murder ballad / surrealist exercise set in a coffee shop and a chapel near the sea cliffs.
32861	Brad	2009-07-27	A high school gym teacher who has a yo-yo and empty pockets, an opera singer who has a Frisbee, a mysterious past, and a foul mouth, and a person claiming to be from the future who has a family heirloom, a shiny new pocket watch, and a mask on their face look for jobs in this fever dream / memoir / erotic adventure set in a parallel universe of anti-matter and a Gothic cathedral.
33493	angelx4ever	2009-08-04	An ex- submarine commander who has a dead man's hand, a strong sex drive, and a green umbrella, a jazz musician who has a price on their head and the ability to read minds, a robot who has no contact with their family, and a soldier who has a cell phone learn forgiveness and learn what it means to be a parent in this satire set in the desert and a virtual reality chamber.
33499	Michael	2009-08-04	A novelist who has a passport or two and an impressionable child who has a tattered journal and a knack for rhetoric learn those who live by the sword die by the sword in this musical / gangster movie set in a bed, a darkened theater, and a chapel near the sea cliffs.
36345	leahkronick	2009-10-28	A veterinarian who has a famous blue raincoat, a homemade helicopter, and a fish-only diet and a taxi cab driver who has a serious illness and a typewriter take a day off and sing karaoke in this crime drama / western set in the subway.
38190	Alexithymia77	2009-11-18	A peacock who has goggles and a toothbrush, a hippie who has a frog in their throat, a mysterious aura, and an apple pie, a lawyer who has an impenetrable accent, and a junkie who has guts try to convince everyone to switch worlds and are on the run from the law in this operatic whodunnit / surrealist exercise / satire set in a disco, their workplace, a place at the bottom of the sea, and a thrift store.
38382	Brad	2009-11-18	A wizard who has an empty bottle, a compass, and blueprints, a hypnotist who has an impenetrable accent, a warrior who is the last of their kind who has a Monty Python line for every occasion and passion, and a gambler who has the ability to read minds, a deck of cards missing the jack and the ace, and an impenetrable accent go on a suicide mission, learn forgiveness, and play dress-up in this coming-of-age story set in a sparsely-furnished room.
38713	kpieface	2009-11-19	An alien who has a wagon wheel, a contract, and a license to kill, an analyst who has a trumpet, and a knight who has a strong sex drive, delusions of grandeur, and small knuckles learn what it means to be a parent, watch foreign films all weekend, and enter a new world in this police procedural / drama set in a desert representing your soul, Prague, a coffee shop, and 1st Century Jerusalem.
39929		2009-12-01	A terrorist who has empty pockets and a clever horned stranger who has a typewriter save the whole goddamn world, try to impress their boss, and sing karaoke in this buddy movie / musical / steam punk story set in a place above the clouds, a rooftop pigeon coop, and a debutante ball.
40272	Michael	2009-12-08	A pilot who has a garden out back and a pistol, a South American dictator who has a cell phone and a wandering eye, and a two-fisted politician who has a nervous tic and long legs take a day off and go dumpster diving in this gangster movie set in a third-story bedroom overlooking a rain-drenched night, their hometown, and an executive boardroom.
40685	Michael	2009-12-18	A wayward child who has clogs, a leper who has no bank account, a monkey-man who has an open door policy and a knack for rhetoric, and a sentient puppet who has their own restaurant travel the world in a hot air balloon in this science fiction story set in a secret hideout and the skies over Granada.
40870	Michael	2009-12-24	An efficiency expert who has a comb-over, a British comic book writer and occultist who has a wild obsession, a centaur who has a unicycle, and a president famous for stove top hats and short speeches who has a cowboy mouth sing karaoke and learn when to cry in this buddy movie / loose adaptation of a classic set in a castle.
40889	LaraAtLarge	2009-12-25	A thinly-disguised version of the author who has a slutty manicure and a bad relationship with their parents, a hazardous idiot who has a comb-over and a boomerang, and a tragic writer's ghost who has a foul mouth learn where babies come from in this mockumentary / psychological thriller set in a tropical island and Berlin.
41047	rabeaudet	2009-12-28	A goth chick who has a love of shredded wheat, a serious illness, and no bodyguard, a hazardous idiot who has basement clothes and a face like glass, a person claiming to be from the future who has a mercury mouth, a laptop, and a bloodstained necktie, and a gypsy who has a chariot discover the secrets of a lost civilization in this memoir / madcap caper set in a basement apartment.
41206	Michael	2009-12-28	A detective who has a cowboy mouth, obsessive compulsive disorder, and a striking profile, a regional sales manager who has a cleft chin, a young computer geek who has a small plot of land, a boat, and a lot of loneliness, and a terrorist who has a rudimentary understanding of quantum physics and migraines switch places for a day and fuck like bunnies in this ghost story set in Baltimore, a Rube Goldberg deathtrap, Prague, and a mirrored room.
41266	jmonkey17	2009-12-28	A wizard who has high anxiety and an imaginary friend, a veterinarian who has a mask on their face and second sight, and a left-handed Dodgers pitcher who has a banana, an amusingly cleft palate, and a legal pad struggle with addiction and compete in a tournament in this medical drama / drama set in an oasis, the fires of Gehenna, a small room with a radiator, and the big city.
41382	Mallinz	2009-12-28	A con artist who has high anxiety, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, and the memories of Jorge Luis Borges and a ventriloquist who has a lot of self-pity and an addled brain discover a rift in space/time and re-enact Dante's Inferno in this buddy movie / unintentional prophesy set in a haunted farm, Jim Morrison's unconscious mind, and a used record store.
41501		2009-12-28	A bounty hunter who has a loveless marriage, a tragic thirteen-year-old genius who has long legs, a goth chick who has no record of their existence, and a speechwriter who has a drug addiction try to impress their boss and protect the person most important to them in this erotic adventure / dystopian story set in a shoe shop, a place above the clouds, a high school in New Jersey, and a Gothic cathedral.
41547		2009-12-28	A Mexican posing as a Samoan who has the ability to read minds and an impressionable child who has a homemade helicopter and acne sew costumes, save the whole goddamn world, and buy a turkey in this cyberpunk thriller with Christian overtones set in Paris, a giant clock floating along the Martian plains, rat-infested catacombs, and 1950's Antarctica.
41561	SamM	2009-12-28	A math professor who has a cardboard box, no record of their existence, and tennis elbow and a traveler who has a story to tell, anger management issues, and an empty bottle go on a shopping spree and plan a surprise party in this police procedural set in Guam and Berlin.
41579	SamM	2009-12-28	A romantic figure from an old French novel who has a guilty conscience, a dead ringer for the author's ex who has warmth, a cleft chin, and a chariot, a character from Shakespeare who has a revolver, a garden out back, and a secret identity, and an aristocrat who has a chartreuse navel discover the last outpost of civilization, bake a cake, and organize a talent show in this loose adaptation of a classic set in a rabbit warren.
41602		2009-12-28	A surfer who has a nasty temper and a love of television, a random dude named Carl who has a silver cross, a detective who has a wandering eye and migraines, and a parrot who has a fish-only diet and a blithe melancholy have a race in this folk tale / hard-boiled heist flick / slab of pulp fiction set in the big city, Little Italy, a vaudeville show, and a butcher's shop.
41643	Mallinz	2009-12-29	An efficiency expert who has flesh like silk and obsessive compulsive disorder and an unemployed tarot reader who has a sharp wit, venetian blinds, and nowhere to call home draw stick figures, find a cure for cancer, and wet the bed in this social commentary / slasher flick / romantic comedy set in an underground tunnel and a rooftop pigeon coop.
41678	Trey	2009-12-29	A British comic book writer and occultist who has track marks on their arms, a blind, constantly drunk midget who has their mother's hymnal, and a ninja assassin who has a jet-pack learn their true worth, discover a secret alien invasion, and sell encyclopedias in this western / horror story / social commentary set in a college town.
41763	Brisko	2009-12-29	A grizzled monster-hunter who has a swing in their step, a psychologist who has a lot of patience, a shiny new pocket watch, and a mechanical horse, and a tragic writer's ghost who has charm and a guilty conscience sing karaoke, build a bonfire, and buy a turkey in this modern day fable set in a butcher's shop, the protagonist's cellar, and a coffee shop.
41876		2009-12-29	An unemployed tarot reader who has a sealed envelope, a talk show host who has a secret identity and a slutty manicure, and a founder of ambient music who has connections to the mob commit unspeakable acts in the name of freedom and plan a surprise party in this comedy / horror story / epic poem set in first century Jerusalem, a barn, and their hometown.
41960	jkarguth	2009-12-29	A gravedigger who has a dirty mind and a sentient puppet who has extreme hunger, a love of television, and a cleft chin learn the secrets of the universe and organize a talent show in this musical / loose adaptation of a classic set in a dirty run-down former industrial park.
41969		2009-12-29	A left-handed Dodgers pitcher who has ants in their pants, a cranky baby who has bursitis, a wizard who has a cane, and a porn star who has combat boots, a secret identity, and a conspiracy theory attend an opera in this cyberpunk thriller with Christian overtones set in a third-story bedroom overlooking a rain-drenched night and the London underground.
41971		2009-12-29	A badass ex-president famous for their safari trips who has a U-Haul trailer and a legal pad, a cranky baby who has obsessive compulsive disorder and a swing in their step, an author of limericks who has an angry monkey sidekick, an eye in the back of their head, and an identical twin, and an astronomer who has hoop earrings and a silver cross search for something they've lost and drink excessively in this dystopian story set in post-rapture Las Vegas and a busy marketplace.
42180		2009-12-29	A parent who can't stop worrying who has a family heirloom, an infection, and a fondness for ceiling fans, an old sea captain who has a locket, dance fever, and an empty bottle, a vegan who has curtains that match the carpet, an impenetrable accent, and cloven hooves, and a high-priced call girl who has the ability to read minds, a sharp wit, and a shopping list moo in this buddy movie / slice-of-life story / adventure set in the post office and a rabbit warren.
42202	Brisko	2009-12-29	A tragic writer's ghost who has a grocery cart and false ears, a file clerk who has an eye patch, a goth chick who has no record of their existence, hoop earrings, and a compass, and a jewel thief who has a jigsaw puzzle and a silver cross find a cure for cancer, discover the last outpost of civilization, and hear a deathbed confession in this buddy movie set in the middle of nowhere and a used record store.
42209	girdoggy	2009-12-29	A scout who has a cane and a bad liver and a pot-belly pig who has a sleeping bag and a pack of cigarettes blow up a Wal-Mart, rid the world of mailmen, and kill a cop in this film noir / modern day fable set in the Bronx.
42212	jimtierney	2009-12-29	A hazardous idiot who has a box of tissues, an unemployed tarot reader who has dance fever, a ventriloquist who has an open door policy, and a near-immortal Russian leader who has a shopping list discover the last outpost of civilization and go dumpster diving in this comedy / erotic adventure / mockumentary set in post-rapture Las Vegas and the interior of the Trojan Horse.
42245	hypnopomp	2009-12-29	A middle-aged retired rock goddess who has their mother's drugs and deep blue eyes, a stuntman for Jesus who has a deranged ex, and an undercover cop who has an eye patch crash-land and take a leave of absence in this period piece / fever dream / romance set in a sparsely-furnished room.
42275	dunkinjenkins	2009-12-29	A goblin who has a hammer and a tragic writer's ghost who has no contact with their family, madness that runs in the family, and a weathered knapsack create a masterpiece, crash-land, and commit unspeakable acts in the name of freedom in this epic poem set in a sparsely-furnished room.
42297	rscarbonneau	2009-12-29	A common criminal who has a cleft chin and combat boots, a British comic book writer and occultist who has arthritis, a Hollywood movie star who has a basement apartment and a take-out menu, and a thinly-disguised version of the author who has arthritis and galoshes try to pay less for cars, compete in a tournament, and learn all about science in this folk tale / B-movie set in a place above the clouds, the middle of the crossroads, the world of a Bob Dylan song, and a rotting shack.
42330	HunterMello	2009-12-29	A Hollywood movie star who has a rudimentary understanding of quantum physics, a sniper for the Girl Scouts who has a briefcase, and a ninja assassin who has extraordinary abilities take a leave of absence and save the whole goddamn world in this espionage thriller / police procedural set in the dining car of a train, a house for sale, and a bombed-out megalopolis.
42334	HunterMello	2009-12-29	A green-skinned alien babe who has perfume, a U-Haul trailer, and the ability to read minds, a walrus-hunting oceanographer who has a boomerang, high anxiety, and a wooden leg, a reclusive German author who has disproportionately long arms and dish soap, and a house painter who has a hoard of jewels and stones in their pockets drink excessively in this social commentary / hard-boiled heist flick / hard-boiled detective novel set in Baltimore and their workplace.
42419	dunkinjenkins	2009-12-29	A fingerless banjo player who has Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, a story to tell, and a wisecrack for every situation and a British comic book writer and occultist who has a shiny new pocket watch, a locket, and a newspaper join the resistance in this erotic adventure set in Towson, the desert, a secret mountain base, and a cruise ship.
42421	dunkinjenkins	2009-12-29	A spin doctor who has a crisis of identity and tennis elbow, a high-priced call girl who has a license to kill and a secret love affair, a pot-belly pig who has an identical twin, and a parent who has a corrupt leaning, a piece of twine, and a boat try to infiltrate the underground world using song and dance in this ghost story set in the subway and a misty forest.
42422	dunkinjenkins	2009-12-29	A soldier who has a fondness for ceiling fans, a wicked limp, and a story to tell, a Marxist chipmunk who has an eye patch, a speechwriter who has a tin can and no record of their existence, and a hypnotist who has shampoo, too much stress, and a battered pack of tarot cards kiss each other in this fever dream / comedy set in the tiny red room at the bottom of the stairs and a roadhouse.
42426	dunkinjenkins	2009-12-29	A down-on-their luck transvestite from Hoboken who has a shopping list, gloves, and a fish-only diet and an impressionable child who has multiple piercings bust out of jail in this absurdist docu-drama / coming-of-age story / slab of pulp fiction set in 1950's Antarctica and first century Jerusalem.
42649	Brad	2009-12-30	A nurse who has second sight and multiple piercings and a novelist who has a fedora and an ice cream cone practice speaking without prepositions in this satire / mockumentary / medical drama set in Guam and the tunnels underneath Liverpool.
42662		2009-12-30	A high-priced call girl who has a knack for rhetoric, a world champion Texas Hold 'Em player who has an open door policy, and an efficiency expert who has guts, a mysterious past, and nothing to lose do some glass-blowing, struggle with addiction, and kiss a child in this comedy / slice-of-life story set in a cathedral, an African village ravaged by roving hyenas, a truck stop bathroom, and a butcher's shop.
43028		2009-12-31	A former submarine commander who has blueprints, a fedora, and a diamond necklace, a grumpy old retired person who has a horse, an accordion, and a lazy eye, and a stand-up comedian who has an angry monkey sidekick deal with a falling sky in this sea shanty / adventure set in a bus somewhere between Toronto and Ottawa during a snowstorm, a used record store, a shopping mall, and a secluded area of the beach.
43431		2010-01-01	A vegan who has a strange and doomed destiny and an old roman Centurion who has a set of golf clubs organize a talent show in this gangster movie / coming-of-age story / comedy set in a roadhouse.
43506		2010-01-01	A bounty hunter who has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, a blithe melancholy, and delusions of grandeur and a preacher who has gloves, no bodyguard, and frequent acid flashbacks do some glass-blowing in this western set in Burbank, an AA meeting, and a spot on the dark side of the Moon.
43547	umarmaya	2010-01-02	A lesser-known deity who has a rudimentary understanding of quantum physics, a single mom who has no teeth, and an intellectual possum who has a hangover drop small objects off of tall buildings and learn what it means to be a parent in this dark comedy set in post-rapture Las Vegas, a downtown deli, a rotting shack, and a parallel universe of anti-matter.
43553	umarmaya	2010-01-02	A garrulous misanthrope who has a briefcase, a regional sales manager who has a straight razor and an unopened jar of peanut butter, and a high school gym teacher who has a price on their head, a recurring dream, and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder suffer from a chronic disease and gamble in this science fiction story set in a secluded forest and a Rube Goldberg deathtrap.
43655	umarmaya	2010-01-03	A viking who has a notebook full of bad poetry, allergies, and a legal pad, a person claiming to be from the future who has a strange and doomed destiny and a foldout bed, a nine-toed jockey who has a dirty mind, and a politician who has precision and a cleft chin conquer the known world in this folk tale / steam punk story / period piece set in a castle, Planet Doom, and their hometown.
43694		2010-01-03	A soldier who has a stamp collection, a suit of armor, and a cardboard box and a ventriloquist who has a set of golf clubs organize a talent show in this rock opera set in the big city, the backstreets of India, a cathedral, and a Gothic cathedral.
44091	martianbunny	2010-01-07	An ambulance driver who has a love of television and dirt under their fingernails, a spy who has a silver cross, a mask on their face, and too much stress, and a police officer who has a talking cat and intermittent panic attacks get involved in a three-card Monte game and learn soft-shoe in this semi-auto-biography / musical set in a thrift store.
44338	SCRG	2010-01-09	A parrot who has a kindness toward animals, a British comic book writer and occultist who has curves in all the wrong places and an obsession with lamps, a hairdresser who has nowhere to call home, and the author's childhood crush who has a hangover and lacy underwear defeather an emu in this unintentional prophesy / William Shatner tribute / absurdist docu-drama set in a chapel near the sea cliffs and a butcher's shop.
44354	jiperl	2010-01-09	A middle-aged retired rock goddess who has an angry monkey sidekick and a collector who has an angry monkey sidekick, intermittent panic attacks, and a compass quit their jobs and go dumpster diving in this modern day fable / folk tale set in a cruise ship.
44655	meeleena	2010-01-15	A member of the royal family who has a strange and doomed destiny, an unfinished novel, and a generous heart, a young computer geek who has a fish-only diet, no bank account, and night-blindness, a fire-starting, classically-conditioned lab rat who has a lot of loneliness, an oak desk, and delusions of grandeur, and a gravedigger who has a serious illness are on the run from the law in this crime drama set in prison.
45093	lulu22	2010-01-25	An ex-mobster in Witness Protection who has a mouthful of gibberish, a Beat poet who has a frog in their throat, a banana, and a loveless marriage, and an actor who has a cowboy mouth, an incomplete knowledge of nautical knots, and false ears wait for Godot, organize a talent show, and discover the secrets of a lost civilization in this absurdist docu-drama set in rat-infested catacombs, the tiny red room at the bottom of the stairs, a roadhouse, and a cathedral.
45177	Doriinatrix	2010-01-28	A common criminal who has high anxiety, a computer wizard who has a license to kill, a taxi cab driver who has an unfinished novel and a lot of self-pity, and an undercover cop who has ants in their pants and a gym membership compose an incomprehensible sonnet in this coming-of-age story / western / adventure set in a secluded forest, the crater made by an asteroid which could have been our moon, and an orbiting space station.
45187	Doriinatrix	2010-01-28	An outlaw who has a bizarre fetish and a burned-out magician who has a drinking problem, a yo-yo, and a family crest wet the bed in this slasher flick set in the post office.
45307		2010-01-31	A high-priced call girl who has a beautiful mustache, flesh like silk, and a baby on the way, a vegan who has a cane, their own restaurant, and a bad relationship with their parents, The future president of the United States who has a conspiracy theory, a newspaper, and a horse, and a childhood hero of author's who has a pack of gum, a hoard of jewels, and a serious illness learn all about hummingbirds and get married in this steam punk story / memoir / social commentary set in the London underground, the Chelsea Hotel, and a tropical island.
45495		2010-02-06	A passionate noodle-maker who has the memories of Jorge Luis Borges, a father who has a sackful of bloody innards and a smile, and a dancer who has a serious illness re-enact Dante's Inferno in this kung-fu mystery with Oliver Sacksian overtones set in a high school in New Jersey and a misty forest.
46216		2010-03-12	A police officer who has a foul mouth, a packing trunk, and a new coat, a New Jersey drug dealer called Tweeter who has a face like glass and wings, a gunslinger who has a fakebook and sunglasses, and an analyst who has an affinity for whips learn the secrets of the universe, search for something they've lost, and learn a new language in this coming-of-age story / psychological thriller / piece of historical fiction set in a barn, a photo lab, and a coffee shop.
46262		2010-03-13	A ninja assassin who has an impenetrable accent and a queen's bastard child who has a family crest and a small plot of land go out on the town, sell encyclopedias, and rid the world of mailmen in this fever dream / Fellini remake set in a rotting shack and a field of green.