BOILED PLOT #46,194

A superfast superhero who has a pack of cigarettes and ants in their pants,
a vampire go-go dancer who has a cluttered home, blood-lust, and delusions of grandeur,
a goblin who has an unopened jar of peanut butter, the memories of Jorge Luis Borges, and an eye patch,
and a patent examiner who collects and rebuilds Wurlitzer cinema organs who has dirt under their fingernails and a handkerchief
sell insurance, struggle with a totalitarian government, and travel back in time to kill Hitler
in this mystery
set in a darkened theater.